If I Never Hear Your Name Again It’s All The Same To Me

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From: Leo
Sent: Friday, February 22, 2008 6:15 PM
To: Alan
Subject:

Hello…IT’S TO BAD WHEN THAT CHOPPER WENT DOWN YESTERDAY IN AFGANISTAN. THAT YOU WEREN’T ON IT. TO BAD IT DIDN’T CRASH AND “BURN”. IT WOULD HAVE BEEN GOOD FOR THE COUNTRY. FOUR MORE “LIBERAL Ass-Holes gone”! SCOIALISM & COMMUNISM RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER! AND PEOPLE LIKE DON’T CARE BECAUSE YOU ALREADY HAVE WHAT YOU NEED TO LIVE. NO DIFFERNENT THAN LADY THEY “OPRA WINFERY”. YES COLMES, MY SPELLING IS BAD. BUT, YOU KNOW WHAT! I DON’T GIVE A “RATS-ASSSSS”…

From: Trent
Sent: Friday, February 22, 2008 9:36 PM
To: Alan
Subject: clueless

alan,

i understand you need to offer a contrary position to draw viewers and obviously it works. no one could possibly be as clueless as you appear.

analyze your views and actually take a stand, don’t obamasize every issue.

sincerely,

Trent

From: Alan
Sent: Friday, February 22, 2008 11:04 PM
To: Trent
Subject: RE: clueless

I take a stand. You just don’t like the stand I take.

From: Armand
Sent: Friday, February 22, 2008 11:59 PM
To: Alan
Subject: weak knee

Allen you weak knee liberals never cease to amase me. I honestly believe that you guys are really afraid of your own shadow. I’m glad we had a few democrats with some guts when we needed them but that type of democrat has passed on and all we have left is a bunch of cowards.

Armand

From: Alan
Sent: Friday, February 22, 2008 11:04 PM
To: Elwood
Subject: RE: weak knee

Must be nice to call someone a coward from the safety of your computer.

From: Morris
Sent: Friday, February 22, 2008 10:05 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Alan is an Ass Hole

Alan,

You are such an ass hole! Why dont you go to cuba and try to do your show there.

How much more tax’s do you want to pay? You are a balding possum eye’ed ass hole.

I wish fox would dump your liberal ass and just have Ollie and Sean talk for an hour.

You talk over people and are very rude, if I ever see you I am going to smack you across the head

Morris

From: Alan
Sent: Friday, February 22, 2008 11:19 PM
To: Morris
Subject: RE: Alan is an Ass Hole

That would be nice, wouldn’t it, just have Ollie and Sean talk for an hour so you wouldn’t have to be bothered with hearing a point of view that you don’t like. And sure, the way to communicate with someone you disagree with is to send a nasty email and promise to hit him if you ever meet him.

From: Morris
Sent: Saturday, February 23, 2008 12:27 AM
To: Alan
Subject: RE: Alan is an Ass Hole

Ok, so I would not hit you, and I am sorry for calling you a A Hole…
Your not that bad of a person, i just get upset when you don’t let someone finish talking.

Please accept my appoligy for attacking you. It’s my Marine Corps training kicking in and the election!

From: Alan
Sent: Saturday, February 23, 2008 12:30 AM
To: Morris
Subject: RE: Alan is an Ass Hole

I appreciate your more considered response.

From: Jake
Sent: Friday, February 22, 2008 10:04 PM
To: Alan
Subject: nuts

Honestly I want to hurl when you make such discusting remarks when defending socialist people and views. If I was Hannity I couldn’t resist reaching across the table and slapping the crap out of your mouth so no one would have to listen to it. There are plenty of socialist/comunist countries where you would be a god. Please feel free to join one.

Jake

From: Alan
Sent: Friday, February 22, 2008 11:20 PM
To: Jake
Subject: RE: nuts

Please do hurl. It will get some of the toxins out of your system.

From: Jake
Sent: Saturday, February 23, 2008 3:15 PM
To: Alan
Subject: RE: nuts

Thanks Alan, I did hurl. I got rid of all of you and watched you swirl down the toilet. Enjoy your new home with the rest of the crap. I feel much better now. Thanks again.

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By: Alan

Alan Colmes is the publisher of Liberaland.