I Memorize Every Line

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From: Lloyd
Sent: Monday, February 11, 2008 9:30 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Check your clothing label, Alan!

You are no doubt the more angry, more unattractive of the two on your show. Check your clothing label….where was your suit made? How about your shoes? Don’t be an Al Gore! Relax a bit on the bleeding heart liberalism brother!Lloyd

From: Lester
Sent: Monday, February 11, 2008 9:39 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Dear Mr. Colmes

You ARE the one who talks over guest especially those with whom you disagree!All the things you are saying about R. Reagan were BEFORE 9/11, so things have changed. Get a grip cricket head.

From: Klem
Sent: Monday, February 11, 2008 10:32 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Do you listen to the words you say? If not you should…..

Is this just a show for a payday$$ or do you really believe your words?? If you do believe what you spew out you are one scarey person. It is sad and truly amazing to think that your opinions are shared by alot of IGNORANT people out there. If the people you back win you will see what a joke this country will turn into, even worse than it is now! I will say a prayer for you and your kind tonight!

Dont you read all the information on “your” candidate, how can you still be for her once you read all the information out there. She is Trash and a socialist………………………………

What a world
Klem

From: Laura
Sent: Wednesday, February 13, 2008 9:16 AM
To: Alan
Subject: hey colmes?

Didn’t your mama EVER tell you how rude it is to CONTINUALLY interrupt someone who’se speaking? MERCY SAKES … you’re the worst I’ve ever seen — that mouth of yours must run 24 hours a day, and what’s even worse is that most of the time you’re hard pressed to make any sense.

From: Alan
Sent: Wednesday, February 13, 2008 6:09 PM
To: Laura
Subject: RE: hey colmes?

I was busy talking…what was that again?

From: Laura
Sent: Thursday, February 14, 2008 5:14 AM
To: Alan
Subject: Re: hey colmes?

LOL touche

From: Damian
Sent: Wednesday, February 13, 2008 9:44 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Hannity & Colmes tonight

After watching the show tonight, I felt I had to let you know you are STILL #1 ‘SALID’.
That’s “Stupid Ass Liberal Idiot DUMOCRAT”. You haven’t lost your lead.Do you have any idea as to how many ‘social’ fingers you get EVERY night?
I know for a fact you get at least a dozen, probably more. The dozen are from ME!!!!!!

From: Alan
Sent: Wednesday, February 13, 2008 11:46 PM
To: Damian
Subject: RE: Hannity & Colmes tonight

Very clever, “dumocrat”. If you’re staying up nights coming up with such brilliant plays on words, please get some sleep instead.

From: Damian
Sent: Thursday, February 14, 2008 1:07 AM
To: Alan
Subject: Re: Hannity & Colmes tonight

YOU NEED THE SLEEP, THEN MAYBE YOU WILL WISE UP AND BECOME A CONSERVATIVE OR AT THE VERY LEAST A MODERATE. TALK TO HANNITY AND LISTEN. I’M SURE HE CAN HELP BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. HE SEEMS TO HAVE LOTS OF PATIENCE SINCE HE TOLERATES YOU!!!!!!!

From: Trapper
Sent: Wednesday, February 13, 2008 9:32 PM
To: Alan
Subject: you vs. Larry (Elder)Alan,

Again you prove yourself meaningless. Saying something the effect that democrat opponents of the civil right legislation of the 60’s turned republican is just plain STUPID! In fact, Al Gore, Sr. and Bill Fulbright, and a score of other bigots were REPLACED by REPUBLICANS! Not one of the opponents “turned.”…

Trapper

From: Alan
Sent: Thursday, February 14, 2008 12:27 AM
To: Trapper
Subject: RE: you vs. Larry

Jesse Helms, Strom Thurmund, are just two.

From: Sammy
Sent: Thursday, February 14, 2008 3:11 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Democrats

Alan:
When are you or any journalist/interviewer/moderator going to ask the two Democrat candidates why they want to turn this country into a socialist state.

Sammy

From: Alan
Sent: Thursday, February 14, 2008 7:08 PM
To: Sammy
Subject: RE: Democrats

As soon as that question has any bearing in reality: the 12th of Never.

By: Alan

Alan Colmes is the publisher of Liberaland.