I Started A Joke

Among today’s emailers are those who took slight exception to a throw-away line I did on H&C Wednesday night. With all the animosity directed at John McCain and with the right-wing echo chamber calling him the worst thing you can possibly be…a liberal…I suggested that in order to gain their acceptance you have to be Josef Stalin. So, sit back, relax, click the arrow and read on.

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From: Josh
Sent: Monday, February 04, 2008 12:19 PM
To: Alan
Subject: I thought you should know… You do not deserve a public voice through any media! You don’t know politics, you don’t know this nation or the people. Both Hannity and yourself need to resign for the good of the nation. You both are a joke and nobody is laughing.Have a great day

Josh

From: Farid
Sent: Sunday, February 03, 2008 4:08 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Enought with the Election!!

I am SO SICK AND TIRED of you blabbering about the election that will only bring another corrupt leader that SCREWS up my country Iraq for the 50th time since 1991.

How about having different topics, instead of the usual “Hillary this, Obama that?” That girl who got raped by her step-brother who himself got raped by her father, that was an interesting story which you could have spent at least an hour on.

BUT NOOOO! Tough guy Alan wants to take on the GOP, Alan thinks that I or anybody on this planet could care less about what YOU or the 4-5 trailer drivers that calls you every day think about the Election or politics in general.

CHANGE SUBJECTS GOD DAMMIT OR I WILL PERSONALLY SWIM OVER THE ATLANTIC OCEAN TO TAKE BACK THE 10 DOLLARS YOUR SHOW HAS COST ME. AND TRUST ME, I WILL CROSS THAT OCEAN NO MATTER HOW TO GET MY MONEY, HONOR AND REVENGE FOR THE HOURS I WASTED LISTENING TO YOUR AWFUL SHOW!

From: Alan
Sent: Monday, February 04, 2008 7:31 PM
To: Farid
Subject: Enought with the Election!!

How does my show cost you only $10? It’s not enough.
But I hope you’ve learned how to swim.

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By: Alan

Alan Colmes is the publisher of Liberaland.