I Love You And Nobody Else

As you read these fine pieces of electronic communication, enjoy the legendary baritone of the just-departed Levi Stubbs.

From: Nancy
Sent: Thursday, October 16, 2008 9:11 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Politcal views

How can you be so blind as to the danger Obama poses for OUR country? You need to get your head out of your liberal dark orifice!

I’m turning FOX off because of people like you. We don’t need fair and balanced in this country, we just need the balance and FOX should be conservative to represent us.

Regards Comrade,
Nancy

From: Howard Burkart
Sent: Friday, October 17, 2008 9:13 PM
To: Alan
Subject: you

You lowlife smirky bastard. You are nothing more than a script reading whimp on the show. Some one else has to tell you what to say as you are all the time reading what someone else looked up for you. And you lie like a frigging pig. By the way, have ever got Dick Morris’s foot out of your ass? He put you in your place big time thaty night. He showed you what you really are-a lowlife wimpy ass liberal SOB.

Have a bad day

From: Ray
Sent: Friday, October 17, 2008 9:25 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Colmes

It is truly hard to believe. I was watching you this evening and could not believe my eyes as to how incredibly homely you are. Who was the person responsible for putting you on the show and allow you to be on with Sean Hannity. Most of my clients are plastic and reconstructive surgeons here in West Los Angeles. They gasped when they first saw you on Fox. They did mention during your show that they would be happy to help you with complete face reconstruction for a very reasonable fee.

Let me know when you are ready to fly out and we’ll pick you up at LAX

You poor soul. You may get lucky after the surgery and find another person who is compatible wiith your obnoxious personality.

From: Lee
Sent: Friday, October 17, 2008 9:26 PM
To: Alan
Subject: You are DEMONIC

You talking about this man name Joe. You are demonic and if there is a HELL, You will be on it.

Do you have any idea on how peoples is you?

From: Arlettia
Sent: Friday, October 17, 2008 9:43 PM
To: Alan
Subject: disrespectful

I don’t know where you were raised but you are a disgrace to America!
Barack Obama disrespected Joe the plumber and if you think what is being done to him by the media and the Obama campaign your parents didn’t raise you very well.

YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF!

From: Joanne
Sent: Friday, October 17, 2008 9:47 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Your Attitude

Colmes : Not only are you pompus jerk and need to put your head in a toilet but you rnity should be ashamed to call yourself a Jew and vote for a Socialist/Communist. God Help Your Soul… Your going to spend eternity in Hell!

From: Joe
Sent: Friday, October 17, 2008 9:50 PM
To: Alan
Subject: loser

Are you going to get rid of Allan after the elections. I think you need to get rid of him now ‘Before the Elections’ I’m sure your viewership has declined due to the smirk transgendered look of Allan Colmes. His face is the scariest thing I’ve ever seen he looks like a turtle! I am not considered biased however I tune into the show for the guests and adoration for the real American and when Colmes appears all hell breaks loose in the family unit. Bottom line is I speak for the nations that tune into Hannity not Colmes…GET rid of the loser!!!!!!!!!!!!! whew that felt better… Hey Colmes your probably a decent human being but I will not wish you luck but all the best in the future… Peace out

From: Stan 
Sent: Friday, October 17, 2008 9:58 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Disgusting

You are disgusting. I don’t know why Fox keeps you on. I will be so damned glad when this election is over; and if things continue “your” way, you will be so happy that Barry is YOUR president. God help us! This country is being taken over from within by Muslims, and you(along with millions of other liberals) are too dumb to see through it. I have said that people 40 and under, who were raised on TV and video games, think that the world can be saved by the Super Heroes. Remember those cartoon characters? Young people have always been told that no danger is too strong for the Super Heroes. And, this mentality is still alive in America; hence, allowing a takeover by brainwashing. No one is going to bomb us…the bombs are from within. If obama wins…the bomb will have exploded in D.C.

Heed the warning, Alan. You socialist.

From: Fran
Sent: Friday, October 17, 2008 10:17 PM
To: Alan
Subject:

Shut up!!!! Let Sean speak!!!! Did your parents go to Woodstock???? Hippie off-springs are worse than their parents. We used to be able to tell who the hippies were… now you all dress white collar…God help us if that commie gets in the White House!!!

Einen schönen Gutentag-……..Have a nice day……..FRANNIE

From: CD
Sent: Friday, October 17, 2008 11:57 PM
To: Alan
Subject: (no subject)

Your and IDIOT!

I can see why you are on FOX, purely for controversy, you stand for nothing and go against anyone who is not a Democrat, it is not about right or wrong with you it is about being a liberal because they accept anyone as long as you have no morale’s.

Maybe Bill Oriely should wait for you after your show and slap you around like he did Farley when they film the American Carol and knock some since in you!

From: Hill
Sent: Saturday, October 18, 2008 12:56 AM
To: Alan
Subject: You Have Convinced Me!

Alan,

You have convinced me! You do have to be an absolute ass every day of the year.

Once upon a time I thought you were a Liberal, but, quite obviously you are not. I would suggest you read the Communist Manifesto and see how many things you agree with. I have been checking them off and congratulations, you are a Communist or an absolute fool!

I would suggest that on the first day of your Communist Revolution that you find a deep hole to get into, because you can fully expect American Patriots to come visit you!

I am a Democrat and everytime I hear you talk I have an uncontrollable urge to vomit. I have the same urge when I see Obama stand in front of our country’s flag. Both Obama and you share a common bond in that you have allegiance to a Party that does not recognize country entities.

By: Alan

Alan Colmes is the publisher of Liberaland.