What The World Needs Now

From: JC
Sent: Saturday, April 16, 2011 3:22 PM
To: Alan
Subject: MENTAL DISABILITY

HEY ALAN,

DO YOU ALWAYS GO OUT OF YOUR WAY TO TALK STUPID OR WHAT ???  IT’S A GOOD THING I HAVE A CHOICE TO EITHER LISTEN TO YOU OR WATCH JACKASS TV, BECAUSE THEY ARE WAY, WAY MORE INTERESTING THEN YOU WILL EVER BE !!! NOT THAT I EVEN WATCH THE SHOW IT’S JUST HARD FOR ME TO BELIEVE THAT YOU ARE WORSE THEN THEY ARE !!!

AND IT IS SUCH A SHAME THAT YOU ENVY RUSH LIMBAUGH, SO MUCH !!! YOU SEEM TO NEVER BE ABLE TO OPEN YOUR MOUTH WITHOUT SAYING HIS NAME !!!

You know, Rush Limbaugh, er, I mean, thanks for writing.

From: SanDiegoLady
Sent: Sunday, April 24, 2011 12:01 AM
To: Alan
Subject: RUDE

ALLEN ,

YOU ARE THE RUDEST PERSON I HAVE EVER SEEN ON T. V.

LIVE FOR THE DAY YOU ARE GONE ………………………….

YOU ARE ARROGRANT AND RUDE AND TAKE ALL I HAVE FROM THROWING UP ……………..

THE SITE OF YOU MAKES ME KILL …………………

YOU WILL HAVE TO ANSWER FOR ALL THESE WRONGS SOME DAY………………….

You have a lot to live for.

From: David
Sent: Tuesday, April 26, 2011 8:51 PM
To: Alan
Subject: I find you a phony!

I know it is just my opinion but to me you seem to be a phony.  I see you laugh while in a discussion with one of the TV Show Hosts as one of their guests.  That shows you’re not taking your discussions seriously.  I watched while you made fun of George Bush night after night and when Pres. Obama came into office you stopped even though his actions where not any better, if not worse.  I won’t lower myself and call you names even though they might be deserved. … I do listen to you so I can to find out what the liberals are thinking even though you are not a total liberal.

David, Thanks for saying you aren’t lowering yourself to call me names. For a minute there I thought you were calling me a phony.

From: Dennis
Sent: Tuesday, May 03, 2011 8:18 PM
To: Alan
Subject: You are such a jew

Try as I might, I can’t argue with this one.

From: Kathy
Sent: Tuesday, May 03, 2011 8:26 PM
To: Alan
Subject: You

An idiot, a moron, an IQ less than zero. How DARE you laugh about the US safety factor? Bush? Not good? You’re simply stupid. You are an incompetent, small-minded slug.  I’m GLAD Bin Laden is dead, and whatever it takes, waterboarding included, to keep us safe is fine.  You should move to Saudi and enjoy your liberal lifestayle you cretin.

Thanks Kate. But what is a “liberal lifestayle”?

From: Robert
Sent: Wednesday, May 04, 2011 10:15 AM
To: Alan
Subject: For Alan

Dear Mr. Colmes…I have watched Fox News for many years. The best thing they did was removing you from ‘Hannity and Colmes”. The relief was astounding for many. You are not a news journalist. You are a belligerent person. If they are Conservative you automatically pound them with your Liberal rhetoric. On any topic someone says white and you say black. Where is your belief of reporting the news? Do we need to only hear the Alan Colmes view? I’m sure this will reinforce your ego. Whenever I see you on a Fox News program I turn it/you off. I truly believe you are a very unhappy man.

Bobby, I am NOT belligerent; I said I am NOT belligerent, and I will fight you to the death on that. NOT belligerent. Also, you should have said black where you said white, and white where you said black. Also, psst, I’m not a reporter, but you do need to hear the Alan Colmes view. It is all about me. I will be a very happy man again, when I am done with the email.

From: alfd
Sent: Wednesday, May 04, 2011 8:20 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Alan, you’ve always been a class A, hot red, flaming douche bag but now you’re that more so than ever.

Have you no shame?  Or yet a better question, have you no dignity?  You’re wrong about EVERYTHING, yet you get out there, day after day jabbering away with load after load of crap!  You’re truly a certified wing nut, filled with your ideological ideas and nothing more, which is why, as with most liberals, the rest of us don’t take you seriously… and probably never will.

alfd, first buy a vowel and then we’ll talk.

By: Alan

Alan Colmes is the publisher of Liberaland.