But Will You Love Me Tomorrow

From: libs are evil
Sent: Saturday, January 01, 2011 3:12 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Comment…

Alan,

You really do make me sick to my stomach, as you sit smugly and confident while lying through your obnoxious pie-hole…YOU LIE!
You Alan, are an idiot.  And to add MORE injury to insult, [Obama] was playing golf in every shot the REAL media got of him [after the oil spill]… or basketball and played it off as he typically does- an arrogant, narcissistic PRICK!  Not unlike yourself you goofball, as you snobbishly shake your head and lick your lips when you get nervous and don’t have any real comebacks, the situation I often find you to be in while on these panels.  At least Bush gave up his game of golf for the remaining 7 years after 9/11!

FACT:  You’re an idiot.  Compare 3 days of bush getting involved to weeks with obama no where to be found.  It was “where’s waldo” time a million!  Probably playing golf!

FACT:  I could wipe the books clean with you, whether it be history, economics, trading, politics, chemistry, physics, electronics, languages, no matter what Alan, you’d come in a far, far second place.  Point is, I look at you as being even more sub human than most.  You’re an incompetent baboon.  You’re clueless as far as politics goes, which leads me to believe that you’re clueless with just about everything…If I had to guess, you fall more into the “idiot” category.  Idiot.

I don’t understand how a buffoon like yourself could ever have a radio show, much less be on a brilliant station like FOX.  It must have had something to do with ‘affirmative action’.  Idiot.

Now I’m done with you, get outta here!  You could never in a million years come up with a decent comeback to this email, if it didn’t include lying, spin or something shady ie conspiracy theory nonsense!  Like to try?  You’re far too dumb.  I didn’t think so.

No, I have no comebacks. I am, after all, an idiot.

From: christopher
Sent: Saturday, January 08, 2011 2:28 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Follow the Money

Alan:

Saw you flipping out on the “Follow the Money” show the other evening.

You where mindlessly ranting about smears especially when it came to Pelosi.

Who are you kidding about Botox your forehead is stretched so tight it might account for your erratic behavior.

Get over yourself.

That’s not Botox. My forehead is stretched so tight because it takes so much skin to cover my brain.

From: Dennis
Sent: Tuesday, January 18, 2011 8:17 PM
To: Alan
Subject: You would make a good lampshade

You know that?

I print this with much mixed emotion to underscore what is out there.

From: William
Sent: Thursday, January 20, 2011 2:11 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Leftwing hysteria in action

Hey Fidel, you must be proud of the comments made by Cohen, Jackson, Weiner, and other leftwing loons in Congress yesterday? Cheap name calling and fits of hysteria? Or is this normal “civility” for the leftwing? Shameful!

From someone who clearly doesn’t believe in cheap name-calling.

By: Alan

Alan Colmes is the publisher of Liberaland.