Mother Told Me Always To Follow The Golden Rule

From: Jacqueline
Sent: Friday, November 05, 2010 1:12 AM
To: Alan
Subject: badgering, brown nosing, and ignorance

Dear Alan,

Unfortunately your radio show is on my favorite radio station when I am working late at night, or are having to run an errand in the car….Whenever I turn on the radio and realize that you are on the radio, I am tolerant, and leave it on for a few minutes, until I can’t bear the sick feeling I get in my stomach which comes on because of the bizarre way you behave and the inane things you say.

I know you hate to be called an “intellectual liar” but that is the only way I can justify your bizarre opinions in the face of fact.  Perhaps you are simply stupid, naïve, or in love with liberalism and rebellion?  … Perhaps your salary is based on how offensive, rude and bizarre you behave, and you don’t really believe the things you pretend to believe.  …

I also want to let you know that your badgering of guests who you recognize are conservative does not go unnoticed by me or anyone else.  You do not let conservatives or anyone who is white finish a sentence, and you interrupt incessantly and badger them, or repeat your mantra over and over again.

In addition, you are unusually quiet whenever someone of ethnicity other than white calls you.  You do not interrupt them, nor do you badger them.  You are respectful and not mocking of them, no matter how inane their argument is, or how inarticulate they are.  …I never hear you treat anyone with respect, unless they have a thick black accent.  You are a BROWN NOSER, to anyone who is not white, no matter what they say.  You are a RACIST!

The Republicans and Tea Partiers elected MANY MANY non white REPUBLICANS into office this election, because we do not care about color, we care about one’s ideas and if their vision for our great country aligns with the Constitution.  Liberals like you are RACIST, favoring minority races over others, and your brown nosing of ethnic (non white) callers screams RACISM. …

I will no longer even listen to 5 minutes of your program before I turn it off.  The minute I recognize your voice I will change the radio station.  Your program is a waste of my time, and not worth my intellectual or emotional investment.  I have found another talk radio station that is just a button push away, and now I don’t have to torture myself anymore.  YIPPEE!!!!!!!!

Have a good life.  I hope you don’t get your head cut off when you meet a Muslim who hates you because you are American, a Jew, and sympathetic to homosexuals

The difference between you and me is that I am awake and living in reality, and you are asleep and living in a fantasy land.  I hope reality does not catch you by surprise.]

zzzz…Oh, sorry, I dozed off there. Well, er, I uh, I’m white and I don’t interrupt myself. I’d write more, but I’m busy Goggling to come up with all those non-white Republicans. I’ll be back with you when I find them. Oh, and hey, you have a good life, too, y’hear?

From: Clyde 
Sent: Wednesday, November 03, 2010 1:20 PM
To: Alan
Subject: RE You

A/C;

Saw you on FOX the only truly fair and balanced network!

You and BO are absolute proof that a good hard slap upside the head is no cure for stupidity!

BO and his sycophants {BUTT KISSERS} like you have been screwing over this country for 4 years now and what’s scary is that you are proud of it, or you and he are to stupid to understand what the DUMBOCRATS are doing!

“Dumbocrats”; now that’s wit! As is slapping someone you don’t agree with. A sure way to teach our children how to settle disputes. Good luck with parenting.

From: Neal
Sent: Wednesday, November 10, 2010 10:43 AM
To: Alan
Subject: Alan’s spin

Alan:

You should be ashamed  of yourself for all the filthy lies you perpetrate on the tv.

You have no ethical value as a human.  You never allow a person to finish a statement. Those who have no concept of what they speak go on the offense and interrupt the person who thinks deeply.

I hope that your next job is at CNN since I do not listen to communist news network (cnn).

Actually, I do have a new job. It’s teaching you manners. Let me know when you’re ready to begin.

From: Ron
Sent: Wednesday, November 10, 2010 10:47 AM
To: Alan
Subject: Personality

Colmes:

Why don’t you go bury your head in the sand?  You are the most arrogant, and egotistical person on TV.  One can get ready for a radical left response from you when you talk with the smirk on your face.  You don’t belong on FOX, so why don’t you join the left wingzealots oN MSNBC?

The last guy wants me on CNN. Can you people please make up your minds?

From: Dennis
Sent: Tuesday, November 16, 2010 8:17 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Colmes’s skin would a make a nice lamp shade

Colmes’s skin would a make a nice lamp shade

And you would look swell in an SS uniform.

From: Jerry
Sent: Friday, November 19, 2010 1:27 PM
To: Alan
Subject: We want him to fail.

Yes, you get it…What af’ing genius you ar Alan……IDIOT!! We want Obama to fail, because he has exposed himself as the enemy of the Republic…..Screw him, you, George Soros, and anyone else that wants the “workers of the world to unite,” and Soros: “We want to crate a new world order….” FUCK Him….

PS. My grilfriend is black and so is my child, so don’t give me that racist crap. Obama is a Marxist and so are you.

You know what’s also black? Your soul.

From: ed
Sent: Friday, November 19, 2010 1:52 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Alan…you and the Floundering Democrats are finished!

Alan, if Liberlas go to Heaven then please send me straight to Hell. You and the rest of your misguided, politically retarted Democrats are a cancer to the American Dream and it’s Constitution. I hope someday to elect a President that will waterboard you and all Liberals on a daily basis and allow us to watch it on C-Span, (isn’t that the Channel Obama was going to show America how Obamacare was being done.) I LOVE watching the Obama, Pelosi, Reid, Liberal, Democrat Machine self destruct. Socialism/Liberalsm is for the pathetically weakminded! There is one thing you and all Liberals have in common; you’re all the kids that were picked on from grade school through college, the nerds, geeks and misfits. Liberalsim is the political GLEE Club! The Democrat/Liberal party is done; put a fork in it!

Sincerely,

A Proud Conservative who just got his country back and will never let Democrats drive again!!!

Alan, you really are one of the stupidest humans on the planet…you poor thing.

You don’t have your country back. I’ve just lent it to you for a few minutes.

From: Dave
Sent: Monday, November 22, 2010 3:27 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Fox news

Hi i watch fox news daily and have to say that ive never in my life seen a person on fox news that has as nasty hatefull attitude and personality as you.

you are a typical hard left winger obama kiss ass and have that personality that liberals can do no wrong .

and you think your always right  and i would say 90% your wrong.

i have news for you    you have no morals , no respect for anyone  and you are a nasty and evil  man.

i bet you dont even believe in god and that would explain it all.

i bet you suport the muslim and terrorist.

i think fox news should fire you as your always ugly and disrespecfull to the host of the shows like Megan Kelley.

i cant figure out for the life of me why they let anyone like you on there show.

why dont you retire and make america a better place.

Well, Dave, it’s like this. I do support the Muslim. In fact, I support more than one. As for being nasty, I will try to learn from you the art of human kindness.

By: Alan

Alan Colmes is the publisher of Liberaland.