Report: Kellyanne allegedly punched man at Inaugural Ball

Posted by | January 24, 2017 07:30 | Filed under: News Behaving Badly

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NY Daily News reports that Fox Business’ Charlie Gasparino channeled his inner Jim Lampley in a Facebook post detailing an incident at one of last Friday’s Inaugural Balls in which – in the red corner – Kellyanne “Killer” Conway threw several punches at a belligerent attendee:

… [F]irst met my pal Scott [B]aio outside the victory ball. We said hello when a bunch of anarchist thugs began to descend on us screaming “hey Chachi are u fascist?” One made an aggressive move toward us i shoved him away and he said “touch me again u little prick and I’ll smack u” my response: “GFY asshole” that’s when my producer Brian Schwartz intervened and crisis was averted.

Part two was even more insane: inside the ball we see a fight between two guys in tuxes and then suddenly out of nowhere came trump adviser Kellyanne Conway who began throwing some mean punches at one of the guys. Whole thing lasted a few mins no one was hurt except maybe the dude she smacked. Now I know why trump hired her. Btw I exaggerate none of this.

Where’s Michael Buffer when you really need him?


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12 responses to Report: Kellyanne allegedly punched man at Inaugural Ball

  1. Kevin January 24th, 2017 at 08:17

    So what they are saying is that Ms Conway is guilty of an unprovoked battery, a possible felony, on the gentleman in question. Given the position she occupies this would be grounds for removing her security clearance and dismissal.

    • The Original Just Me January 24th, 2017 at 08:43

      These are the Republicans they are talking about. NO Such Thing ever happened. Yea Right.

  2. dave-dr-gonzo January 24th, 2017 at 08:19

    “The first rule of Inaugural Ball Fight Club is: you do not talk about Inaugural Ball Fight Club. The second rule of Inaugural Ball Fight Club is: you _DO NOT_ talk about Inaugural Ball Fight Club.”

  3. The Original Just Me January 24th, 2017 at 08:41

    When you are Ugly, You Fight UGLY ! Go Kelly Ann God. What has happened to the U.S. ????

  4. Suzanne McFly January 24th, 2017 at 09:15

    It is like a palin picnic on the national stage, makes a person soooo proud to be an American………../s jic.

  5. Mike January 24th, 2017 at 09:28

    Reality TV at its best ….

  6. oldfart January 24th, 2017 at 09:30

    Stay tuned. Film at eleven… (?)

    • cattnipp January 24th, 2017 at 12:11

      WHERE IS CARIBOU BARBIE AND HER KLAN????? aren’t they supposed to dress up in bikinis and tag team to entertain T-rump and kkklan…..?????

  7. fahvel January 24th, 2017 at 11:50

    domage! too bad she wasn’t hit square in the mouth with shattered teeth to keep her shiut up.

  8. granpa.usthai January 24th, 2017 at 12:44

    alternative love fest?

  9. amersham1046 January 24th, 2017 at 15:40

    Just showing the dark side of being a bitch

  10. William January 24th, 2017 at 16:09

    It was likely some poor soul with a primal fear of clowns, that escalated. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/86476c0439856e454f00df98ed684af1ac76f7f07ade89520c96fd2554c1e7ae.jpg

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