Putin seeking youth pill

Posted by | December 26, 2016 21:00 | Filed under: Planet Politics

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He wants to look good shirtless forever.

The 64-year-old Kremlin leader visited the Biocad plant in St Petersburg with ailing Kazakhstan leader Nursultan Nazarbayev, 76, who has failed so far to nominate his heir in his energy-rich central Asian state despite his advanced years.

As well as seeking a “youth pill” in laboratory tests, the plant is also working on treatments to combat cancer.

Of an anti-ageing breakthrough, scientist Alexander Karabelsk told Putin and Nazarbayev: “We are expecting the first results within a year…

Should the clinical trials be successful, youth pills would allow increase life to 130 years in just 20 or 30 years, the two presidents were told.

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19 responses to Putin seeking youth pill

  1. Jungle_Bhoy December 26th, 2016 at 21:21

    “We are expecting the first results within a year…”
    LOL. Some things never change.

    • Larry Schmitt December 26th, 2016 at 22:43

      The investigators are sure to find something in Hawaii.

  2. Suzanne McFly December 26th, 2016 at 22:23

    Well lets start with a bullet to the head, he will never age a day more.

    • Larry Schmitt December 26th, 2016 at 22:43

      trump or Putin?

      • Suzanne McFly December 27th, 2016 at 11:18

        I would pay for 2 bullets. I have a feeling we just got ourselves put on a list somewhere lol.

        • Larry Schmitt December 27th, 2016 at 11:21

          Look out for low flying drones.

          • Suzanne McFly December 27th, 2016 at 11:23

            I am going to go buy me a sling shot.

            • The Original Just Me December 27th, 2016 at 12:33

              Double Barreled or Single ? Okay. I’m in a weird mood this morning. HI !

              • Suzanne McFly December 27th, 2016 at 18:54

                Double Barreled of course, I have a lot of ass to hit.

        • The Original Just Me December 27th, 2016 at 12:32

          You have been on my list for a long time. LOL :+)

      • fahvel December 27th, 2016 at 13:04

        TRUMP

    • The Original Just Me December 27th, 2016 at 12:31

      Then somebody would have to clean the mess up. Hey, we could hire a cheap illegal to do that . LOL

      • Suzanne McFly December 27th, 2016 at 18:53

        And pay them double time just for spite.

  3. Carla Akins December 27th, 2016 at 03:49

    WHo doesn’t want to look good naked, at any age? Putin’s pursuits appear to have more sinister applications.

    • The Original Just Me December 27th, 2016 at 12:30

      If looking Good while Naked is the Goal, why do we cover it up so much ? LOL :+)

  4. The Original Just Me December 27th, 2016 at 12:28

    Putin is seeking a Youth Pill.

    Trump is seeking a Youthful Girl.

    I gotta say I do like Trump’s method better.

    • fahvel December 27th, 2016 at 13:03

      but Putin will know what and how to treat a girl – youth does help a bit in the sack.

      • The Original Just Me December 27th, 2016 at 13:08

        I agree, a Youthful Girl in the sack helps a lot. LOL

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