Carl Paladino’s wish list for 2017 includes Obama dying of mad cow disease
The Buffalo developer and former Republican candidate for governor gave crude answers.
Artvoice: What would you most like to happen in 2017?
Carl Paladino: Obama catches mad cow disease after being caught having relations with a Herford. He dies before his trial and is buried in a cow pasture next to Valerie Jarret, who died weeks prior, after being convicted of sedition and treason, when a Jihady cell mate mistook her for being a nice person and decapitated her.
Artvoice: What would you most like to see go in 2017?
Carl Paladino: Michelle Obama. I’d like her to return to being a male and let loose in the outback of Zimbabwe where she lives comfortably in a cave with Maxie, the gorilla.
Paladino verified to The Buffalo News that he did make the comments, while at the same time slamming News editors for inquiring.
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15 responses to Carl Paladino’s wish list for 2017 includes Obama dying of mad cow disease
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nola878 December 23rd, 2016 at 14:06
And we’re supposed to be nice to Rump, right?
oldfart December 23rd, 2016 at 14:15
Not in this lifetime.
Aids Skrillex December 23rd, 2016 at 16:36
Depends whose rump.
Larry Schmitt December 23rd, 2016 at 14:37
This “person” is scum. And we have seen this same sort of garbage the entire eight years of President Obama’s term. And they call us nasty when we criticize trump.
labman57 December 23rd, 2016 at 15:20
The people that Trump chose to help run his campaign are a reflection of his own values and ethics.
Deplorable leaders associate themselves with their fellow Deplorables.
fahvel December 23rd, 2016 at 15:31
sick fks like this make vomit look appealing.
oldfart December 23rd, 2016 at 15:41
I have a wish for you too carl,
enjoy a massive coronary ASAP.
You are a stain on my state.
Larry Schmitt December 23rd, 2016 at 15:45
But he should linger, so he suffers.
oldfart December 23rd, 2016 at 15:53
“enjoy” implies living, no ? ;)
ya can’t suffer ifin yer dead.
Guy Lauten December 23rd, 2016 at 16:00
I wonder if Paladrino’s tiny mind absorbed the legal concept of privacy (I bet he was asleep that class, that or drunk). Once Our President is no longer Our President, he will be a private citizen and as such has full rights to privacy like any other. So go ahead and keep talkin’ smack, Carl. Say something like this after Jan 20th and there will be all sorts of legal avenues for citizen Obama to pursue. Do you own your home, Mr. Paladrino? Have any other real assets?
mistlesuede December 24th, 2016 at 00:57
Yes, and yes.
Willys41 December 23rd, 2016 at 16:07
Dear Mr. Paladino: Would you please just drop dead, you scumsucking sack of despicable republican crap. Thank you and Merry Christmas.
granpa.usthai December 23rd, 2016 at 23:48
I would like to see carl paladino star in a horse porn movie with a young virile Percheron stallion who just can’t get enough. then I would like to see a herd of male Buffalo run him down and have at it, then, cast carl into the sea and let the male sperm whales with the telephone pole size do numbers on his butt all the way to the bottom of the sea.
mistlesuede December 24th, 2016 at 00:56
That’s a lot of details. You’ve really thought this through. :)
bpollen December 24th, 2016 at 02:48
The Dino *I* remember would never be his pal.