Michael Steele For 5th Grade Class President!

by Gabe Berman
Gabe is the author of Live Like a Fruit Fly

Republican National committee chair Michael Steele addressed his flock today while sporting a “Fire Pelosi” baseball cap.

When Jesus said, “…become as little children,” Michael Steele, a Roman Catholic, seemed to have taken it quite literally by flaunting his schoolyard taunts and attire.

I don’t know if there are any decent Republicans left but, if so, how can they not be embarrassed?

Bright red hats? Voting against health benefits for 9/11 workers?? Is this a joke???

Hopefully, Republicans will one day take this saying by Jesus literally, “Everyone who exalts himself will be humbled, and he who humbles himself will be exalted.”

By: Gabe Berman

Gabe Berman is a native New Yorker who settled in South Florida after graduating from the University of Miami. An epiphany, a passion, and a trail of breadcrumbs led him out of Corporate America and into the career he was meant for. After eight years of writing columns for the Miami Herald, his book - Live Like A Fruit Fly - was published by HCI Books and subsequently endorsed by Deepak Chopra. His second book, The Complete B.S. Free and Totally Tested Writing Guide, helps artists find their voice and his latest work, Where Is God When Our Loved Ones Get Sick?, uncovers the answer to this haunting question.