Dowd: Trump vs Ryan

Posted by | May 8, 2016 08:56 | Filed under: Opinion Politics

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Maureen Dowd imagines what that conversation will be like.

Women love me!” Trump objects. “Didn’t you see that famous New York Post headline quoting Marla, my second wife, saying, ‘Best Sex I’ve Ever Had’? I love the women who vote for me — even the poorly educated, flat-chested ones.”

Ryan, beaten down and late for his P90X workout in the House gym, gives it one last shot.

“Donald, you need to stop quoting The National Enquirer and do some homework,” he pleads. “You can’t suggest we are going to slough off our debt, even though that’s what you did with your creditors when you kept going bankrupt. And you should remember that I’m the senior elected Republican in the country.”

“For now,” Trump murmurs, taking out his hair spray for a spritz before he walks past the press octopus.

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6 responses to Dowd: Trump vs Ryan

  1. Budda May 8th, 2016 at 09:58

    Oh good. Cat fight!

  2. DogsRgoodpeople May 8th, 2016 at 10:46

    funny

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