Ted ran because God spoke to Heidi

Posted by | April 29, 2016 09:50 | Filed under: Politics Religion

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That’s what Ted Cruz’s father, Rafael, is saying.

My son Ted and his family spent six months in prayer seeking God’s will for this decision. But the day the final green light came on, the whole family was together. It was a Sunday. We were all at his church, First Baptist Church in Houston, including his senior staff. After the church service, we all gathered at the pastor’s office. We were on our knees for two hours seeking God’s will. At the end of that time, a word came through his wife, Heidi. And the word came, just saying, “Seek God’s face, not God’s hand.” And I’ll tell you, it was as if there was a cloud of the holy spirit filling that place. Some of us were weeping, and Ted just looked up and said, “Lord, here am I, use me. I surrender to you, whatever you want.” And he felt that was a green light to move forward.

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24 responses to Ted ran because God spoke to Heidi

  1. robert April 29th, 2016 at 09:56

    why is ted’s father a credible source, did anyone check this dude out ?

    • Budda April 29th, 2016 at 13:47

      Daddy Cruz is nucking futs.

  2. Larry Schmitt April 29th, 2016 at 10:04

    “Seek God’s face, not God’s hand.”
    I didn’t think god had a face, or hands, or anything physical. I thought god was god.

  3. Larry Schmitt April 29th, 2016 at 10:06

    I repeat, god doesn’t care who is president. Anyone who thinks god told him to run should be disqualified, then committed.

    • Suzanne McFly April 29th, 2016 at 16:02

      Well thanks to reagan, we no longer have places to “commit” people to.

  4. clemans April 29th, 2016 at 10:25

    Heidi hears voices and should seek help, there is no god……and if there was, it wouldn’t support the GOP platform…….may not support democrats either, but the GOP platform is not compatible with Christian principles.

  5. fahvel April 29th, 2016 at 10:51

    batshit out of his fkn mind!!!!!!

  6. William April 29th, 2016 at 10:51

    Not to be confused with that voice in her said that said “Close your eyes, think of something else, it will be over soon”

  7. alpacadaddy April 29th, 2016 at 11:06

    … and thus, with a divine touch from his noodley appendage!

  8. oldfart April 29th, 2016 at 11:23

    If that’s true then why isn’t Heidi running ?
    Did god also happen to mention if he would win ?

  9. Mike April 29th, 2016 at 11:44

    Ted selflessly offers himself as the lord’s tool …

    • Roctuna April 29th, 2016 at 14:05

      Lyin’ father, lyin’ son

  10. jybarz April 29th, 2016 at 12:32

    The Cruzifers just never stop making God a liar.
    Lying Ted was asked by God to run via his wife?
    Now realizing that he can’t even be the nominee, he’s making her the scapegoat for being the insane one hearing voices in her head.
    FCKG morons!

  11. arc99 April 29th, 2016 at 14:39

    That was not God.. It was the little voice in her stomach, just f*ckin around…
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hB58RY1Pn08

  12. Gina Bousquet April 29th, 2016 at 15:31

    These people are really batshit crazy…

    • DogsRgoodpeople April 30th, 2016 at 01:11

      i can see now exactly what a Cruz presidency would be.
      ” We were on our knees for hours when God told our youngest daughter we have to bomb……

      • Gina Bousquet April 30th, 2016 at 15:18

        You are exactly right I think.

  13. Suzanne McFly April 29th, 2016 at 15:59

    So, ted spent 6 months praying instead of doing his job as Senator? Shouldn’t we dock his pay? Its not like he did anything good for the 6 months he claims he was working, but he shouldn’t be rewarded for doing nothing and admitting it.

    • cogitoergodavesum April 29th, 2016 at 19:10

      It says his senior staff were there. Perhaps after the 2 hours of praying in the pastor’s office, they all went out to do some actual Senate type work over lunch.

      • Suzanne McFly April 29th, 2016 at 20:48

        I doubt it, they may of checked out a Dr. Seuss book for him, but other than that, I would need visual proof that he did anything I would consider work.

    • CityZen April 30th, 2016 at 08:34

      The 48 billion he wasted in his BS temper tantrum would satisfy me.

      • Suzanne McFly April 30th, 2016 at 09:43

        Well the kochs would have to be the ones to cough that kind of money up, would they do that for cruz?

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