But, but, but … where’s the long form? We need forensic experts to validate it. Dig up his mom and see if her DNA matches any on the bible. Send a crack team of investigators … somewhere.
I see a new scandal brewing here folks, it’s the bibiler! This could be big, REAL BIG, I mean YUUUUUGH, (sorry if this is not the correct new spelling of hugh).
I love this, the religiously insane are such easy marks. All Tonald Dhump has to do is hold up the Bible and make up some fabricated story about it and bam he’s got their vote….WOW. By the way, I’ll bet the page he shows us he is on is how far he’s read!
robert January 30th, 2016 at 13:16
there is no way trump could have bought this from a bookstore
rg9rts January 30th, 2016 at 13:32
Walmart
robert January 30th, 2016 at 13:34
walmart is too obvious Im guessing one or more of his people went to garage sales
Larry Schmitt January 30th, 2016 at 13:34
A huuuuuge garage sale.
robert January 30th, 2016 at 15:12
………..
Larry Schmitt January 30th, 2016 at 15:33
I was thinking a bit more … upscale.
Larry Schmitt January 30th, 2016 at 13:21
I have a dictionary. That doesn’t make me an English professor. Having a bible doesn’t make you a Christian. Living like a Christian does.
TiredOldGuy January 30th, 2016 at 13:39
But, but, but … where’s the long form? We need forensic experts to validate it. Dig up his mom and see if her DNA matches any on the bible. Send a crack team of investigators … somewhere.
Frank Foster January 31st, 2016 at 16:17
I see a new scandal brewing here folks, it’s the bibiler! This could be big, REAL BIG, I mean YUUUUUGH, (sorry if this is not the correct new spelling of hugh).
Tommie January 30th, 2016 at 13:42
Any “Christian” supporting Trump is off their rockers!
Suzanne McFly January 30th, 2016 at 16:59
Anyone supporting Trump is off their rockers! fify :)
Tommie January 30th, 2016 at 18:16
I only said that because he was holding a bible, that got dusted off before he held it in his hands!
Suzanne McFly January 30th, 2016 at 20:55
Yeah, I figured that but I felt it could go past the fake Christians.
nola878 January 30th, 2016 at 14:11
And it’s not burning his hand? I’m impressed! Devil must be protecting his own.
Dwendt44 January 30th, 2016 at 15:14
The first time is has been opened in 40 years.
labman57 January 30th, 2016 at 16:55
Of course, Donald took a moment to blow the thick layer of dust off its cover before showing his “family Bible” to the world.
bpollen January 30th, 2016 at 21:21
Geez, a billionaire can’t get his OWN friggin’ bible?
granpa.usthai January 31st, 2016 at 01:09
does it have any pictures of his current fake German wife?
Frank Foster January 31st, 2016 at 01:34
I love this, the religiously insane are such easy marks. All Tonald Dhump has to do is hold up the Bible and make up some fabricated story about it and bam he’s got their vote….WOW. By the way, I’ll bet the page he shows us he is on is how far he’s read!
Chris January 31st, 2016 at 08:50
“See, and look at what pristine condition it’s in!
I respect the Bible so much I try to avoid opening it!”
Allison Renée Alworth January 31st, 2016 at 13:57
What he’s said out on the campaign trail indicates that the first page is as far as he’s read of the Bible.
Mensa Member January 31st, 2016 at 16:26
I’m an Evangelical Christian and a candidate’s faith is not litmus test with me.
But, I do want candidates to be honest…including about their faith. I’m good with them not talking about it, too.
But don’t pretend to be some pious Christian when you so clearly are not.
wpadon January 31st, 2016 at 20:10
You can almost hear the binding crack from being opened for the first time.
Patty K. January 31st, 2016 at 21:15
Why in god’s name is religion a litmus test?