Trump: ‘I have a great relationship with God’
It’s only fair to get God’s response to this.
On CNN’s State of the Union, Jake Tapper asked Trump about whether he regrets saying he never asks God for forgiveness. Trump’s response? “No, I have a great relationship with God.”
https://twitter.com/CNNSotu/status/688732146354147329
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Mensa Member January 17th, 2016 at 19:00
>> Trump: ‘I have a great relationship with God’ *
* Because he thinks he’s God.
Dave O'Reilly January 17th, 2016 at 23:49
Hell he thinks he’s mightier than God. Which reminds me of an archangel whose name escapes me………oh yeah Michael.
Suzanne McFly January 17th, 2016 at 19:02
Sorry buddy, that isn’t God your talking to. It is a mirror, and it is the reflection of a lying sack of sh!t.
FatRat January 17th, 2016 at 19:23
In other news, God suing Trump for slander.
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whatthe46 January 17th, 2016 at 19:53
oh wait, it would have been a priceless meme, if it was a muslim serving the suit. LOL!
FatRat January 17th, 2016 at 19:58
Your wish is my command!
In other news, God suing Trump for slander.
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whatthe46 January 17th, 2016 at 20:05
NOW THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT!!!!!
rg9rts January 18th, 2016 at 04:49
tippity tappity tip tap
whatthe46 January 18th, 2016 at 13:19
funny man.
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Boltorama January 17th, 2016 at 19:31
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KABoink_after_wingnut_hacker January 17th, 2016 at 19:40
Which only proves that any carnival barker can pander to superstitious hillbillies. Same old….
Larry Schmitt January 17th, 2016 at 19:41
He probably thought he had a great relationship with his ex-wives too. And now he does.
Larry Schmitt January 17th, 2016 at 19:44
Most Christians who are serious about it, one of the biggest aspects of their relationship with god is humility. That’s what proves he’s bullshitting.
Boltorama January 17th, 2016 at 19:45
Come to think of it I’ve never seen him set a foot in a church or heard him recite his favorite bible verse.
Larry Schmitt January 17th, 2016 at 19:45
Just one more thing he couldn’t be specific about.
FatRat January 17th, 2016 at 19:47
As the saying goes, even the Devil can quote scripture if it serves his purpose. Why Trump can’t remember a verse is beyond me.
The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose.
An evil soul producing holy witness
Is like a villain with a smiling cheek,
A goodly apple rotten at the heart.
O, what a goodly outside falsehood hath!
Shakepeare
Boltorama January 17th, 2016 at 19:49
Lump is more evil than Satan himself. Not really that surprising.
amersham46 January 17th, 2016 at 19:59
I thought the Devil played ice hockey in New Jersey
Boltorama January 17th, 2016 at 20:02
And goes to Arizona State.
bpollen January 17th, 2016 at 20:44
When he’s not playing fiddle in Georgia.
Larry Schmitt January 17th, 2016 at 20:55
The Devils moved to Brooklyn.
rg9rts January 18th, 2016 at 04:48
Nets
rg9rts January 18th, 2016 at 04:47
and the Angels are in LA
Gina Bousquet January 18th, 2016 at 15:00
He now has…”Two Corinthian” (sic)… :)
labman57 January 17th, 2016 at 19:45
Donald sees his God every day … when he looks in the mirror.
Red Mann January 17th, 2016 at 23:11
The Donald thinks God is on his staff, one of these days he may just fire Him.
William January 17th, 2016 at 23:37
Sorry Donald, but the almighty has already made his decision…..sort of.
Dave O'Reilly January 17th, 2016 at 23:47
Wow, that guy is totally a fucking self absorbed asshole. I guess he’s another phony Christian who thinks that God is in 100 percent agreement on everything they do. Get the hell outta here.
fahvel January 18th, 2016 at 03:07
“You small minded ashole, you have embarrassed me for the last time. I know I fkd up when I did the creation thing and the flood and all the other horrible things but you, you are the most awful of all my eternally damned acts.” god
tracey marie January 18th, 2016 at 09:10
That was just perfect!
rg9rts January 18th, 2016 at 04:45
SHE told him so Herself
tracey marie January 18th, 2016 at 09:09
the blacks, the gays, the mexicans, the women now the god….
jamesboyle63@gmail.com January 18th, 2016 at 10:47
The god question should never ever be brought up in a political discussion let alone to a presidential candidate. Who’s gives a fuck what made up bullshit someone believes in? My made up god is better than your made up god? Please.
robert January 18th, 2016 at 11:23
Thats all we need is another president that takes orders from ( his ) god
Dwendt44 January 18th, 2016 at 11:51
Isn’t it odd that no matter what imaginary god you believe in, that god always agrees with you?
robert January 18th, 2016 at 12:04
not only do i find it insulting but i also find it appalling that tv show priests/ commentators ( names withheld ) Don’t say sh*t about this kind of behavior on the air and the pope should severely reprimand them for it
FatRat January 18th, 2016 at 17:51
http://www.simpleguidetohumanism.org.uk/images/quotes/quotes_what_about_god_01.gif
Gina Bousquet January 18th, 2016 at 14:56
They all have this direct fake line to God.
liberalMD January 19th, 2016 at 02:38
I agree….but he has been bread and butter for the Republicans for years: God, guns and gays. The three G’s.