Wisconsin Farmer Arrested For Sex With Donkey

Posted by | January 3, 2016 16:35 | Filed under: News Behaving Badly Top Stories

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Gideon Schwartzentruber is on his way to jail.

According to previous reports by the Marshfield News Herald, Swartzentruber was working on a farm when he walked into a barn and found the donkey.

Police reports said Swartzentruber ‘kind of touched the donkey and was playing around being crazy’ before deciding to have sex with the animal.

When asked why he decided to have sex with the donkey, Swartzentruber said his ‘privates were out of control’ and he ‘got crazy and carried away.’

Swartzentruber added that it was the first time ‘he had done anything like that.’

After discovering his farmhand in the act, the owner of the farm reported him to police and then fired him from his job.

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19 responses to Wisconsin Farmer Arrested For Sex With Donkey

  1. whatthe46 January 3rd, 2016 at 16:55

    aww man, why did i read this?

    • rg9rts January 4th, 2016 at 04:51

      You really don’t want to know

  2. FatRat January 3rd, 2016 at 17:05

    Is this what Faux news was warning us about, animal-human hybrids?

    http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thing?.out=jpg&size=l&tid=48326937

    • Chris January 3rd, 2016 at 19:28

      Start the countdown for when Santorum claims credit for predicting this as a result of legalizing gay marriage.

  3. The Original Just Me January 3rd, 2016 at 17:12

    That guy is a real Jackass lover. Was the donkey Smiling ?

  4. aNYYANKEEinQueenHaleysLand! January 3rd, 2016 at 17:30

    Paul Ryan is a farmer?

    • No way out January 3rd, 2016 at 18:59

      It was at the Walker Ranch

  5. mistlesuede January 3rd, 2016 at 17:52

    I’d like to be able to find humor in this, but I just can’t. Animals are sentient beings and this must be frightening for them. I know some people think animals are just dumb and wouldn’t know any better, but I don’t believe that is true. They know when they have feelings towards another animal just like them that are natural. I’m sure they know this is not.
    This guy should be hung up by his tiny balls and left there.

  6. Suzanne McFly January 3rd, 2016 at 17:58

    First time? I call BS.

  7. No way out January 3rd, 2016 at 18:59

    Hey! It’s o.k in Tijuana!

  8. labman57 January 3rd, 2016 at 20:29

    Farm hand does to donkey what Walker has been doing to unionized labor.

  9. bpollen January 3rd, 2016 at 21:33

    Average Walker supporter perhaps?

  10. oki_mike100 January 3rd, 2016 at 22:06

    Last week it was a goat, now a donkey what is going on with the media?

  11. Sweet Sir Walter January 4th, 2016 at 11:49

    Sometimes you have to give them candy.

  12. spacegod January 4th, 2016 at 17:35

    Right donkey. Wrong carrot.

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