Oh You Got To Have Friends

Sent: Tuesday, April 20, 2010 8:26 PM

To: Bill O’Reilly

Cc: Alan Colmes

Subject: Your segment with Colmes and Dr. Crowley

…O’reilly, why do you even have Colmes on the Factor…?  You could replace him with a “Howler Monkey” and accomplish more !

(Have your staff find a short video of what the “Howler Monkey looks like and how they just “howl” madly in the trees ! )

I have a sudden urge for a banana.

From: Keith

Sent: Monday, April 19, 2010 5:45 PM

To: Alan

Subject: CEMETERY BOY

Hi Alan:

There used to be this very strange kid, we grew up with, who ran the projector in Junior High and one day killed himself, because he didn’t make the try outs for Jeopardy, when it came to town.

He also lived next door to a cemetery, where he could be found “playing with things”.

When they allow you On Air at Fox (I guess Lamont Hill PhD is busy grooming his website) but, whenever I see or especially hear you … I think of that poor deluded kid playing in the cemetery.

He had secrets. I’ll bet you have secrets.

You are a scary guy. Again, especially when you open your mouth.

Keith: BOO

From: Charles

To: Alan

Subject: your demand for evidence of collusions

Dear Alan,

Please have Barack Obama take you with him to his country, according to

Michelle Obama, Kenya, and then both of you stay there.

Great…see you in America!

From: hamid

Sent: Wednesday, April 21, 2010 2:39 PM

To: Alan

Subject: pushing progressive socialist agenda

When are you joining msnbc or cnn? We are sick and tierd of you sucking that n*****s a** you call president! You get no respect at FOX. So do yourself a favor, do the world a huge favor,SHIP OUT! I BET YOUR MOTHER WAS F***** BY N*****S EVERY NIGHT,WITH YOU WATCHIN. YOU N***** LOVER. There are a lot of n****** this part of the world. They would be happy give it to you up the a**.

“Respect”? Is that a word with which you’re familiar?

From: midway05

Sent: Wednesday, April 21, 2010 2:24 PM

To: Alan

Subject:

f*** you colmes, you communist!!!!!!!!!!!

Exclamation key broken?

From: Sharon

Sent: Tuesday, April 20, 2010 1:58 PM

To: Alan

Subject: just saw a video of you for the first time….

….and I have to say you s#ck!! No wonder you’re on from 10p – 1a!! (I had to go to your site to get your e-mail, that’s how I know that)

Sure, make all the fun you want but that is prime time in Europe.

From: UserL479

Sent: Monday, April 19, 2010 11:57 PM

To: Alan

Subject: YOU ARE A IDIOT

LIBERALS ARE IDIOTS, NO WONDER YOU THINK OBAMA’S S*** SMELLS SO GOOD. I NEVER HAVE CARED FOR YOUON ANY PROGRAM. AND FOX IS NUTS FOR KEEPING YOU ON THEIR PAYROLL.

“All liberals are idiots”

I am a liberal.

Therefore, I am an idiot.

By: Alan

Alan Colmes is the publisher of Liberaland.