Trump’s Health Perfect, Except That Day He Got A Military Medical Deferment
When Donald Trump’s doctor released the Republican frontrunner’s medical report this week it caused quite a stir. Not only is Trump’s health exceptional, Dr. Harold N. Bornstein opined that “If elected, Mr. Trump … would be the healthiest individual ever elected to the Presidency.”
The doctor is not alone in his confidence of Trump’s robust fitness. The candidate himself went so far as to correctly predict his medical report would show “perfection“. Naturally, he even took to Twitter to boast about his superior genetics which, he believes, results in his unbelievable health.
This October, Donald Trump went on the Opie and Jimmy radio program and went so far as to claim he has never even had the flu! Clearly, we are looking at a potential world leader with superhuman capabilities on par with the legendary Kim Jong-un of North Korea. (We can only imagine what would happen if the two of them met on a golf course!)
So how is it possible that someone so healthy, who was a star student athlete and who has never even had the flu suddenly had disqualifying medical issues when the Vietnam War rolled around? What bad luck bestowed our Donald that day when the military, so desperate to find young men to send into war, had to turn away someone so genetically and physically superior? Perhaps Trump can have Dr. Bornstein scribble us a little note about that medical mystery.
Copyright 2015 Liberaland
By: Mark Quincy Adams
A proud 'pragmatic progressive' Mark Quincy Adams has been a political
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264 responses to Trump’s Health Perfect, Except That Day He Got A Military Medical Deferment
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Linda December 17th, 2015 at 19:28
” What bad luck bestowed our Donald that day when the military, so desperate to find young men to send into war, had to turn away someone so genetically and physically superior?” At that time – NO CURE 4 Hairballs: apparently they could not break him from licking himself. (mystery solved)
Paul Andrews December 17th, 2015 at 20:35
where i come from we politely class this as a pussy, plenty of more descriptive classifications
Victoria December 17th, 2015 at 23:47
Best excuse money can buy! Best healthcare money can buy! His great genetics are in his wallet!
bobby1122 December 19th, 2015 at 13:41
On his side- NO brain blood clot like old Hillary had.
Robert Kennedy December 19th, 2015 at 14:32
Lots of people survive blood clots, once they’re gone they aren’t problem.
lindsncal December 19th, 2015 at 15:09
Are you, could you possibly be….this stupid?
whatthe46 December 19th, 2015 at 16:19
the answer to your question is YES!
bpollen December 19th, 2015 at 15:31
But he is on an aspirin regimen (for prevention of heart attacks and stroke) and on a statin (which is for high cholesterol.) So stroke, heart attack, more generally CVD… not exactly the super-healthy specimen he purports to be.
Victoria December 17th, 2015 at 23:54
I thought Reagan did serve in the military.
Ancient Avian Anomaly December 18th, 2015 at 07:35
Reagan made films for the military while he was in the service.
Ancient Avian Anomaly December 18th, 2015 at 07:33
It’s remarkable how many of the politicians who support all sorts of military action somehow missed their opportunity to put their asses on the line when they were young. I’m sure Mr. Trump regrets that he was physically unfit to serve when he had the chance and will happily make up for his loss by ensuring that other young men and women get their chance to die for their compan… errrrr country.
Gina Bousquet December 18th, 2015 at 09:27
Sometimes I can’t resist it. :)
tracey marie December 18th, 2015 at 09:30
I know it can be hard…but he is making leading statements of stupid with an already copy/paste response.
Gina Bousquet December 18th, 2015 at 09:32
You’re right. But by now it seems he’s been banned already.
tracey marie December 18th, 2015 at 10:22
They don’t ban here for disagreeing, they only ban when there is aggressive attacks.
Gina Bousquet December 18th, 2015 at 10:25
Well, he’s been totally deleted… I can only see our answers, not his comments.
tracey marie December 18th, 2015 at 10:29
good!
Gina Bousquet December 18th, 2015 at 10:51
Yes! :)
mea_mark December 18th, 2015 at 10:39
I deleted a couple of his comments yesterday, I guess he got out of line after that and someone banned him.
tracey marie December 18th, 2015 at 11:29
He deserved it, he was trolling hard
mea_mark December 18th, 2015 at 13:24
Yeah I looked at his comments. He just kept getting worse. I hope he wasted lots of time for nothing.
tracey marie December 18th, 2015 at 13:29
it’s a troll that is what they do.
Richard Banville December 18th, 2015 at 09:27
Trump may or may not be a perfect physical specimen of the Aryan Master Race, but he’s sick where it really counts, in his mind and soul. A mean-spirited ignorant arrogant narcissistic megalomaniac right-wing xenophobe, just for starters.
By contrast, Franklin Delano Roosevelt was a physical wreck. He was stricken with polio (infantile paralysis) at the age of 39, and with incredible courage and determination rose to be one of the greatest Presidents in history. A true inspiration, unlike Donald Trump.
Robert Kennedy December 19th, 2015 at 14:31
Oh, Trump is an inspiration for sure, just not the kind your mother was hoping you to be. After all, Satan is also an inspiration to some.
Gina Bousquet December 18th, 2015 at 11:01
I had two comments of mine deleted. I didn’t write them without thinking a lot about their content. But probably not feminist enough… Feminist censorship?
burqa December 18th, 2015 at 21:33
I can’t imagine you would ever say something delete-worthy….
Gina Bousquet December 19th, 2015 at 08:38
Not actually deleted, but they stayed on thread for a long time, then vanished… They are there again, if you scroll down. :)
bobby1122 December 19th, 2015 at 13:40
Trump wasn’t the only one who got deferments 45 years ago- kids with money used college, hundreds of thousands did it. I would be more concerned about Hillary, a 68 year old woman who had a blood clot on her brain and whose own staff e-mailed each other that she was often confused.. Hillary, post your medical records and a brain scan. Let it all hang out.
lindsncal December 19th, 2015 at 15:05
Ugh….how stupid.
Between the two of you, you’re the only one who needs a brain scan.
Syl December 19th, 2015 at 16:42
Well said. Republicans appear dumber than a big elephant in their fruitless attempts to defame Hillary. Fun to watch!
CMH September 8th, 2016 at 12:46
Let’s not insult elephants. They are highly intelligent and compassionate creatures.
Robert John December 19th, 2015 at 15:26
Student deferments of that era were congressionally authorized, and had nothing to do with wealth or influence. Fellow students of mine were from poor families and attending on loans, scholarships or the sacrifice of hardworking families. It was the draft lottery that eliminated college deferments, and if their lottery number was 1-50, those same students were marching in boot camp within 30 days. Read a book and learn of which you write.
Sean December 20th, 2015 at 18:29
A mixture of fact and fiction above. Trump reveived 4 student deferments. He also received a medical disqualification in 1968, oops, you forgot about that one…
pitman45 December 19th, 2015 at 15:52
Poor Bobby, desperately trolling Hillary when the topic is Trump’s draft dodging.
Pablo U Hunni April 21st, 2016 at 22:05
Haters will hate the truth. SMH.
itsallgood4me May 8th, 2016 at 16:51
Its a shame that those who didn’t have the balls to serve ,would run down the service of people like john mccain ! It takes no balls at all to lie and send others off to fight and die ! Trump and dickhead chaney are among the most guttless bastards in america ! The only place those crooks want to serve american ,is from an office, where they can steal from the american people !!!!!!!!!