Pharma Frat Bro Martin Shkreli Will F*ck Yo Ass Up, Wu Tang!
You might recall Turing Pharmaceutical CEO and Boyle from Brooklyn 99 stunt-double Martin Shkreli from his 5500% increase in the price of a life-saving toxoplasmosis treatment, or his subsequent lowering of the price in response to the furious backlash he received, or his aggressively douchy Twitter feed. For the uninitiated, here’s a bit of Shkreli’s more recent work, a little jam he dropped earlier this month called “I should’ve raised prices even more!”:
Apparently, Shkreli isn’t satisfied with Kobe or Wagyu, and is looking to buy himself an even more expensive variety of beef, the kind you settle in the streets. Last month, Shkreli bought the only copy of Wu-Tang Clan’s one-of-a-kind album Once Upon a Time in Shaolin for what he now confirms as a $2 million price tag. News of the sale was accompanied by this statement from The RZA:
“The sale of Once Upon a Time in Shaolin was agreed upon in May, well before Martin Skhreli’s [sic] business practices came to light. We decided to give a significant portion of the proceeds to charity.”
Now, in an interview that I would swear was fake if it hadn’t been tweeted out by Shkreli’s verified Twitter account, the former Most Hated Man in America is talking more shit than an anthropomorphic colonoscopy probe, telling RZA “If I hand you $2 million, fucking show me some respect. At least have the decency to say nothing or ‘no comment.’”
He doesn’t stop there, though…READ MORE
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By: Tommy Christopher
Tommy Christopher is The Daily Banter's White House Correspondent and Political Analyst. He's been a political reporter and liberal commentator since 2007, and has covered the White House since the beginning of the Obama administration, first for PoliticsDaily, and then for Mediaite. Christopher is a frequent guest on a variety of television, radio, and online programs, and was the villain in the documentaries The Audacity of Democracy and Hating Breitbart. He's also That Guy Who Live-Tweeted His Own Heart Attack, and the only person to have ever received public apologies from both Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck.
14 responses to Pharma Frat Bro Martin Shkreli Will F*ck Yo Ass Up, Wu Tang!
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ExPFCWintergreen December 16th, 2015 at 16:22
$2 million apparently buys an awful lot of butthurt
FatRat December 16th, 2015 at 17:09
I’m not much on prayer but to all who are, please pray for this *asshole to get bonetis or inoperable cancer.
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Fry: Boneitis? That’s a funny name for a horrible disease.
That Guy: There was no cure at the time. A drug company came close, but I arranged a hostile takeover and sold off all the assets. Made a cool hundred mil.
[coughs weakly]+
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F_cons December 16th, 2015 at 17:30
I would be more than happy to slowly “explain” to him why he needs to die slowly
FatRat December 16th, 2015 at 17:32
You’d be wasting your breath, he isn’t human.
aNYYANKEEinQueenHaleysCourt December 16th, 2015 at 17:46
Boneitis? That’s a funny name for a horrible disease.
That Guy: There was no cure at the time. A drug company came close, but I arranged a hostile takeover and sold off all the assets. Made a cool hundred mil.
[coughs weakly]
Suzanne McFly December 16th, 2015 at 19:28
Would he say that to RZA’s face?
whatthe46 December 16th, 2015 at 19:31
hell no!
allison1050 December 16th, 2015 at 19:39
;o))
allison1050 December 16th, 2015 at 19:37
Hell no!
whatthe46 December 16th, 2015 at 19:36
why does it upset him so much that people don’t ant to be associated with his sorry disgusting ass? i don’t get it. maybe it’s just me.
allison1050 December 16th, 2015 at 19:36
idiot
burqa December 16th, 2015 at 20:30
the whole thing sounds like a work to me…
rg9rts December 16th, 2015 at 23:44
Can he take it with him?
bpollen December 17th, 2015 at 03:40
I woulda called him a pansy until I noticed my wife’s pansies trying to bloom again… in December… in Minnesota. So I won’t. I will just say that this pencil-necked twerp is about as intimidating as a Nerf sword.