Hillary Addresses Concerns of Iowa ‘Voter’ Clarabelle the Dog
Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton took questions at a campaign event in Coralville, Iowa on Tuesday, and found herself addressing the concerns of a most unusual voter: Clarabelle, the Rescue Dog. Through spokesperson Max Rubin, Clarabelle expressed her frustration on the issue of border security:
Max Rubin, spokesman for Clarabelle the Dog: Her issues are that, um, there are rabbits that keep coming into our yard, but our landlord won’t secure the border. We’re trying to figure out what to do.
Hillary Clinton: Well, there are several approaches that one might take. Now, is she afraid of the rabbits?
Rubin: Oh no, she wants to go get those rabbits.
Hillary Clinton: Yeah, well, I think in the case of rabbits, that’s all right. It’s okay to chase the rabbits out of your back yard. If it were people, I’d have a different answer.
Hillary dodged a bullet when she asked if Clarabelle was a rescue, because what was she going to say if she wasn’t? “Way to murder a shelter dog, Max?”
As it turns out, this is not Clarabelle’s first foray into presidential politics. According to Rubin, she has met seven candidates so far, and plans to try and meet all of them. Here she is meeting with…READ MORE
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By: Tommy Christopher
Tommy Christopher is The Daily Banter's White House Correspondent and Political Analyst. He's been a political reporter and liberal commentator since 2007, and has covered the White House since the beginning of the Obama administration, first for PoliticsDaily, and then for Mediaite. Christopher is a frequent guest on a variety of television, radio, and online programs, and was the villain in the documentaries The Audacity of Democracy and Hating Breitbart. He's also That Guy Who Live-Tweeted His Own Heart Attack, and the only person to have ever received public apologies from both Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck.
7 responses to Hillary Addresses Concerns of Iowa ‘Voter’ Clarabelle the Dog
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tracey marie November 4th, 2015 at 18:20
Nice bit of levity, good job Ms. Clinton.
FatRat November 4th, 2015 at 18:51
One day George W. Bush was walking through Washington when he spotted a boy selling week old “Republican Puppies”, delighted he resolved to come back with reporters in a few weeks for his campaign. When he came back the boy was now selling “Democratic Puppies”. Disgruntled he asked why and the boy said, “They used to be Republican Puppies, but now they’ve opened their eyes.”
Linda McLaren November 5th, 2015 at 07:24
maggie November 4th, 2015 at 20:29
yes, HRC was diplomatic…
maggie November 4th, 2015 at 20:30
diplomacy smooths a difficult path…
rg9rts November 5th, 2015 at 03:46
Meeting HRC must have been like a breath of fresh air after Jindal
allison1050 November 5th, 2015 at 05:14
I don’t understand why Clarabelle doesn’t jump into their race…hell I’d vote for her!