Ben Carson Should Produce His Long-Form Stabbing Certificate

Posted by | October 28, 2015 19:00 | Filed under: Contributors Opinion Politics Tommy Christopher

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Presidential candidate and quasi-frontrunner Ben Carson says a lot of weird, crazy stuff, so it’s easy to let something slip by. For example, when Carson talked about stabbing a classmate on Meet the Press this weekend, I was more amused by the image he painted of a teenage Ben Carson walking around town wielding “rocks and bricks and baseball bats and hammers” like some sort of ED-209 of Found Weaponry.

I had seen a thumbnail of the stabbing story on Carson’s Wikipedia page, which said he had “tried” to stab a friend over a dispute involving a radio station setting, and figured Carson had maybe pulled a knife on a guy and wanted to stab him, but someone intervened.  Then, I caught a clip of Carson giving a more detailed account of the incident at a Faith and Family event recently (as well as describing that wonderful brick/bat/rock/hammer exo-suit)…READ MORE

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By: Tommy Christopher

Tommy Christopher is The Daily Banter's White House Correspondent and Political Analyst. He's been a political reporter and liberal commentator since 2007, and has covered the White House since the beginning of the Obama administration, first for PoliticsDaily, and then for Mediaite. Christopher is a frequent guest on a variety of television, radio, and online programs, and was the villain in the documentaries The Audacity of Democracy and Hating Breitbart. He's also That Guy Who Live-Tweeted His Own Heart Attack, and the only person to have ever received public apologies from both Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck.

10 responses to Ben Carson Should Produce His Long-Form Stabbing Certificate

  1. allison1050 October 28th, 2015 at 19:52

    I’ve been given to understand that the Lyin’ Steppin’ Fetch It Carson has given a few different versions of the fake stabbing story, even different versions is a couple of his books and now like the fake Popeye’s story his aids won’t accept questions

  2. FatRat October 28th, 2015 at 20:54

    Abridged version.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4BwG7UF-l4

  3. StoneyCurtisll October 28th, 2015 at 21:05

    Ben Carson..
    Drug Stabbing time…
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38ziYvuOWbY

  4. StoneyCurtisll October 28th, 2015 at 21:11

    Next thing ya know..
    Ben Carson is going to refer to his wife as “my bitch”, slap her around a little and pull a gun on anyone who disrespects him..(in a effort to gain some street cred)

  5. Obewon October 29th, 2015 at 01:32

    Likelyhood of Birther Ben Carson’s Delusions being false? 100%! “0 True”-Nonpartisan Pulitzer Prize winner PolitiFact.
    True 0%
    Mostly True 0%
    Half True (13%) (2)
    Mostly False (27%) (4)
    False (47%) (7)
    Pants on Fire (13%) (2) http://www.politifact.com/personalities/ben-carson/

  6. maggie October 29th, 2015 at 14:24

    credit to the author of the title of the article …hilarious…;O

  7. maggie October 29th, 2015 at 14:25

    and the responses from the peanut gallery….hysterical ;O

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