‘Christian Party’ Candidate Darrell Trigg Would End Separation Of Church And State
Darrell Trigg is running for president on the “Christian Party”. He says God wants him to be the next president to do away with separation of church and state and instill Christian values in America. Couples will be required to get Christian counseling before they get married, and the King James Bible will be taught in schools. But he says he doesn’t want to “cram” Christianity down anyone’s throat. Kindly, those of other faiths, and atheists, will be permitted to live here.
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19 responses to ‘Christian Party’ Candidate Darrell Trigg Would End Separation Of Church And State
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Suzanne McFly September 3rd, 2015 at 10:08
He would fit in better over in Iran.
rg9rts September 3rd, 2015 at 10:24
Hi Ho Hi Ho its off to school we go!!! LOL
Suzanne McFly September 3rd, 2015 at 10:26
Ya ya, I’m going so chill man.
rg9rts September 3rd, 2015 at 10:29
Hey you have labor day off
fahvel September 3rd, 2015 at 12:01
he would fit in better in a small filthy toilet bowl with his mouth propped open to gather more shit.
rg9rts September 3rd, 2015 at 10:19
Anyone ever tell this imbecile that there are OTHERS besides christians here??
CandideThirtythree September 3rd, 2015 at 13:24
They don’t care
Buford2k11 September 3rd, 2015 at 10:27
Whuuut? God told him to run? Hmmm….I wonder if God did an email blast by mistake….
granpa.usthai September 3rd, 2015 at 10:56
actually God entertains heaven every four years by lining up the GOPs and letting them tear into each other.
a bit like spiritual ‘dog fighting’ but only with verbal violence.
plus: it’s a good way to get them to rat on each other for $$$.
tracey marie September 3rd, 2015 at 13:22
that was great!!!!
whatthe46 September 3rd, 2015 at 13:44
i was thinking the same thing.
granpa.usthai September 3rd, 2015 at 10:52
won’t be able to do that without violating the 1st amendment of the US Constitution.
it would be an impeachable offense
and most REAL AMERICANS would respond with FU2 anyway.
WallyinFl September 3rd, 2015 at 13:11
I Have a very sincere and deeply held belief that this man is a dumbass.
CandideThirtythree September 3rd, 2015 at 13:24
He sounds mentally challenged, like those moonshiners on that show my husband watches hahaha. He will never make it on the ticket in all 50 states, hell Bobby Jindal probably wouldn’t make it on all the ballots.
Mike September 3rd, 2015 at 13:27
If god wants him to be president then god is not only an idiot, but he really sucks at the game of politics.
Suzanne McFly September 3rd, 2015 at 16:20
Very nicely put, I can almost picture it.
maggie September 3rd, 2015 at 21:42
Trigg is a domestic terrorist….and apparently he’s Roy Rogers horse as well ;O
Maxx44 September 4th, 2015 at 15:18
He says God wants him to be the next president… Time to cancel the 2016 election. God already has it worked out. See you on the 20th of Jan, Trigg…you dillusional twit.
AnthonyLook September 4th, 2015 at 17:53
Time to impose presidential background checks, mental health clearance required. Those that hear voices, from God or otherwise; should not be eligible to run for the Presidency of these United States.