Church Opens Gun Range ‘In The Name Of Jesus Christ’
The Rocky United Methodist Church in Jemison, AL has opened a gun range in the name of Jesus in a gully on the church grounds.
Pastor Phillip Guin says the gully, once full of kudzu, snakes and other vermin, had been there since before he arrived at the church. Much of the dirt used as fill was from a recent expansion.
When brainstorming about what to do with the area, the idea of a gun range came up.
“We had quite a number of church members, some elderly ladies, for example, and some not so elderly women that had purchased guns, but didn’t know how to use them,” Guin said…
“This is an opportunity for us to reach out in the name of Jesus Christ in a setting that is completely unique. Even odd by some people’s standards. But who’s to say that church can’t happen right here,” Guin said, pointing at the red clay dirt of the range.
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22 responses to Church Opens Gun Range ‘In The Name Of Jesus Christ’
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Mike August 16th, 2015 at 15:09
Well, that’s what Jebus would do….
Tommie August 16th, 2015 at 15:24
I can see it now, Jesus coming to church looking like Rambo shooting at targets out back, how much more crazy can these “Christians” get? I guess i should know the answer to that already but it stills blow my mind (pun unintended)!
labman57 August 16th, 2015 at 15:28
Well … Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition!
Frank Foster August 16th, 2015 at 15:52
Jesus loves guns cause it says so in the Bibble…!
Larry Schmitt August 16th, 2015 at 15:58
Only Republican Jesus.
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Frank Foster August 16th, 2015 at 16:04
This is the best! But Larry, what about that beard and long hair?
Larry Schmitt August 16th, 2015 at 16:07
Exceptions can be made. The big gun balances out the hippy hair.
Frank Foster August 16th, 2015 at 16:10
Amen on dat!
Suzanne McFly August 16th, 2015 at 16:09
When brainstorming about what to do with the area………..brainstorming? More like redneck ramblings after drinking 2 cases of Pabst.
Larry Schmitt August 16th, 2015 at 16:15
Might as well be Milwaukee’s Best.
whatthe46 August 16th, 2015 at 16:30
moonshine.
Tommie August 16th, 2015 at 17:11
Whoa, who knows what they be doing with powerful drink like that! Haha!
Suzanne McFly August 16th, 2015 at 16:38
Yeah, that is probably better. I can drink a Pabst, pretty sure I never consumed Milwaukee’s Best when I was sober.
Larry Schmitt August 16th, 2015 at 16:42
Way back before it became just another bland, mass market clone of Bud and Miller and Coors, Pabst was an okay beer. But now it’s just another of many brands owned by one more multi-national brewer.
Suzanne McFly August 16th, 2015 at 16:45
I like IPA’s myself but I if I am at a bar I like Michelob Ultra. I like some flavor in my beer.
Larry Schmitt August 16th, 2015 at 16:57
Several years ago Old Milwaukee ran those “bitter beer face” commercials. The bitterness they were referring to was from hops, which you can’t taste in the big brews. IPA actually lets you taste the hops.
Tommie August 16th, 2015 at 17:10
I remember those commercials that guy looked like he had no bones in his face!
Dwendt44 August 16th, 2015 at 16:51
Teaching true believing christians how to kill. I don’t get it.
Darksnark August 17th, 2015 at 03:03
Good idea.
Open a shooting range behind a church dedicated to the Prince of Peace.
Hey, maybe the Risen Jesus will get in on the action….
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glennst010 August 18th, 2015 at 12:10
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wolfendenpackleader August 22nd, 2015 at 00:31
time to ban all religions in the name of health and sanity world wide.