Play Liberaland’s GOP Debate Bingo!
You know you can’t help it. FOX News Channel is holding not one but two debates today – one for the “B’ team at 5pmEDT, and a second two-hour extravaganza featuring the top ten candidates at 8pm.
But you also know that this much pandering to the most egregious interests in these United States might devolve into a the flinging of objects large and small at the tee-vee screen – which, while briefly satisfying your anger, is not going to make you terribly popular with the rest of your family when the ol’ plazma screen starts sparking and catches fire!
Which is why the greatest scientific minds at Liberaland have developed the official GOP Debate Bingo card!
Each time this page is accessed, our state-of-the-art servers will shuffle and spit out 25 buzzphrases in convenient 5×5 tabular format. Print one out for everyone in the room, have fun, and play nice, not like that Christie kid from Jersey who wants to punch teachers in the face!
Copyright 2015 Liberaland
By: dave-dr-gonzo
David Hirsch, a.k.a. Dave "Doctor" Gonzo*, is a renegade record producer, video producer, writer, reformed corporate shill, and still-registered lobbyist for non-one-percenter performing artists and musicians. He lives in a heavily fortified compound in one of Manhattan's less trendy neighborhoods.
* Hirsch is the third person to use the pseudonym, a not-so-veiled tribute to journalist and author Hunter S. Thompson, with the permission of his predecessors Gene Gaudette of American Politics Journal (currently webmaster and chief bottlewasher at Liberaland) and Stephen Meese at Smashmouth Politics.
15 responses to Play Liberaland’s GOP Debate Bingo!
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Warman1138 August 6th, 2015 at 10:15
If I can get my printer up and going I’m in.
dave-dr-gonzo August 6th, 2015 at 10:46
I’ve added a link for a clean, plain-white-background bongo card.
whatthe46 August 6th, 2015 at 10:50
where is the link?
dave-dr-gonzo August 6th, 2015 at 10:57
Oops – looks like it did not render. Fixed above. It is http://www.alan.com/bingo/20150806-gop-bingo.php
FatRat August 6th, 2015 at 14:58
Highlighters can be used if you can install an extension.
(Yellow highlighter pen for web)
https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/yellow-highlighter-pen-fo/lnmengjdnfjbochkdkcjbbpildacancp?hl=en
Warman1138 August 6th, 2015 at 10:57
Cool.
The Original Just Me August 6th, 2015 at 11:35
Just use a magic marker on your computer screen.
The Original Just Me August 6th, 2015 at 11:29
I see Hilary was placed in the standard Bingo Card Free Spot. That Girl is a given to be talked about.
Talibandrew Breitbot August 6th, 2015 at 11:35
Hillary gets placed randomly – so you’ve got the 1-in-25 advantage!
Bri Fi August 6th, 2015 at 16:19
This^ that’s a keeper of a card you’ve got there.
robert August 6th, 2015 at 11:31
thanx for not making this a drinking game
Talibandrew Breitbot August 6th, 2015 at 11:38
Health officials warn that you could die playing GOP debate drinking games: ‘It’s just a formula for disaster’ — http://www.rawstory.com/2015/08/health-officials-warn-that-you-could-die-playing-gop-debate-drinking-games-its-a-formula-for-disaster/
The Original Just Me August 6th, 2015 at 11:33
Here is another idea for a game. Keep track of the number of times Hilary is bad Mouthed by the Varsity and Junior Varsity Teams collectively to see which team wins the Biggest , Baddest , Mouth award.
Böcker August 6th, 2015 at 11:59
I wish I had a printer to do this!!
William August 6th, 2015 at 13:18
Pity the poor fact checkers.