Palin Re-Emerges With Seemingly Drunken Facebook Rant About O’Malley And ‘Democrat Party’
I’ve long believed that there are two individuals who manage Palin’s social media presence: an assistant and Palin herself. The assistant’s ghost-posts are insane, but they’re generally well-written and not-at-all rambling or incoherent. On the other hand, it’s always abundantly obvious when Palin decides to fire off a missive herself because it’s loaded with ludicrous word usages, questionable grammar and lots of word salad. Put another way: her self-authored posts read as if they were written by a deeply intoxicated tween, and this new O’Malley post on her official Facebook page is one of her finest efforts.
It’s a mess right out of the gate. Here’s sentence number two:
As cool as [O’Malley] is with his rock ‘n roll persona, this typical liberal’s erroneous grasp of our Bill of Rights merely continues the strange and disastrous agenda of Barack Obama.
The second part of that sentence just barely makes sense. I could see how “this typical liberal’s” policies might continue Obama’s agenda, but it’s a little awkward to suggest that an “erroneous grasp of our Bill of Rights” continues Obama’s agenda. But I get it. It’s a Wasilla Mad Libs, and she scribbled “Bill of Rights” in the blank calling for “sacrosanct patriotic thing.”
By sentence number three, Palin leaned on the irony switch.
Good to know he doesn’t have much chance of winning.
Nice to hear this from a politician who quit halfway through her first term as governor, then who refuses to run for president herself, and whose party’s frontrunners are losing to Hillary Clinton in their home states. But O’Malley’s the loser. Gotcha.
And now, some authentic frontier gibberish:
The democrats have greased the skids for their chosen one, despite the media games that play the public with various “competing” campaigns used for gamey distractions.
First, see how mature and statesman-like she is?… CONTINUE READING
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57 responses to Palin Re-Emerges With Seemingly Drunken Facebook Rant About O’Malley And ‘Democrat Party’
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fairmont66 June 1st, 2015 at 09:34
Hey Palin piece of advice, don’t drink or partake of drugs before posting because you sound more incoherent than usual.
cheetohman June 1st, 2015 at 09:49
Bob Cesca has the second best podcast (The Bob and Chez Show) on the net, after The Stephanie Miller Show. I highly recommend hunting it down and spending an incredible hour of laughs and information with it.
Mainah June 1st, 2015 at 09:51
I followed the link. I attempted to read it and then I realized I was too sober and I decided to stop. Why can’t she do these things on a rainy Saturday night when it’s ok to be home and hammered? I’m not sure what the hell her point was but that’s not unusual.
As a little side note: her followers write posts similarly. It must be a new language?
William June 1st, 2015 at 10:41
” I was too sober and I decided to stop. ”
you could just try to get to her level.
Mainah June 1st, 2015 at 11:07
OH CRAP! I would never survive! LOL
William June 1st, 2015 at 13:27
Sure you would.
Remember, you live in the place that boasts the highest per capita consumption of Allens coffee brandy in the known universe.
Or as real Mainers call it.
“B*tch whiskey”
Mainah June 1st, 2015 at 13:48
Allens is nasty. Now I’ve had some home made coffee brandy and that shit is to die for!
Mainah June 1st, 2015 at 13:58
LOL! Real Mainah’s have a friend/relative who can make home made coffee brandy from a recipe their great gramma passed down. Now that is divine. The one’s who don’t have no choice. Allen’s is nasty, but yeah … a lot of my friends use to suck that crap down. Come to think of it.
William June 1st, 2015 at 15:07
A good friend of mine used to tend bar at a “club”. When someone would order an Allens and milk, you could hear him yell to the mixer “One skidder queen”. If it specified with skim milk, that was called a skidder queen lite.
Mainah June 1st, 2015 at 17:00
Too true! Baahaahaa!
ExPFCWintergreen June 1st, 2015 at 10:00
What, what? I thought Obama was “the chosen one?” Dafukk?
William June 1st, 2015 at 10:44
Filling that empty space with alcohol is never a good idea.
allison1050 June 1st, 2015 at 10:48
It’s too painful to continue reading but thanks anyway. ;o)
eyelashviper June 1st, 2015 at 10:49
If you think she is nuts, read the comments by her bots…truly astounding stuff:
http://conservatives4palin.com/2015/06/open-thread-1400.html
allison1050 June 1st, 2015 at 10:51
Thanks for the link.
eyelashviper June 1st, 2015 at 10:54
Enter laughing, the only way to deal with them…..
allison1050 June 1st, 2015 at 10:58
I’m there now!
allison1050 June 1st, 2015 at 11:09
There are way too many nuts running around that have yet to be certified.
allison1050 June 1st, 2015 at 15:52
I’ve been “removed”? Yesssssssssssssss!
eyelashviper June 1st, 2015 at 15:59
I should have warned you…trying to post anything will likely get you zapped…it’s a badge of honor, join the club
allison1050 June 1st, 2015 at 16:06
Well, I did the same to the one that did it to me. ;o)) They’ve got some serious to the bone Quitter Palin fans that really believe that she’s going to run AND win! Crazy doesn’t even begin to cover them.
Mainah June 1st, 2015 at 13:59
That was mind numbing.
arc99 June 1st, 2015 at 15:41
My hazmat suit is being repaired, so I will stay away from the link.
But thanks for checking the site out on our behalf. Nasty job, but someone’s gotta do it.
eyelashviper June 1st, 2015 at 15:49
Actually, idiocy abounds there, and it is quite laughable…
They all seem to consider themselves quite pious and xtians, so the talks is delusional, but not so toxic as to require haxmat suits.
If only we could spray anti-delusional meds onto the thread….what a public service that would be.
ohpaleasegivemeabreak June 1st, 2015 at 16:18
Hey – it’s pretty fun. The comments are via disqus. You can vote down the stupidest ones if you like.
ohpaleasegivemeabreak June 1st, 2015 at 16:17
OMG – they are JUST NOW discovering that there is something called adblock plus..
Hilarious.
William June 1st, 2015 at 16:40
Holy crap on a cracker. I clicked on that link.
Suzanne McFly June 1st, 2015 at 16:52
Yeah, there are a lot of dumb crackers on that site lol.
Dwendt44 June 2nd, 2015 at 15:13
Brain dead bleach blondes don’t appeal to me at all. Pay them to distort facts and I’m gone.
BigDumbWhiteGuy June 1st, 2015 at 19:10
I did because you did. Kind of like when I turn on Fox for 30 seconds because I’ve forgotten just how bad it really is.
William June 1st, 2015 at 22:28
I also watch Fox for the *ahem* …”News”
Billy_Pilgrim June 1st, 2015 at 23:57
Yeah boy!
whatthe46 June 2nd, 2015 at 00:09
i didn’t. but, i’ve got to hand it to you, you helped me decided not to. lol
BigDumbWhiteGuy June 1st, 2015 at 19:08
Oh. My. God. I’m pretty sure these are the exact people Obama had in mind when he talked about keeping weapons out of the hands of the mentally unstable.
Foundryman June 1st, 2015 at 11:27
Damn that O’Malley, he just had to say something to revive this piece of stupid from Alaska didn’t he? Why couldn’t he have singled out Santorum or Trump or another goofball, why Palin???
ohpaleasegivemeabreak June 1st, 2015 at 16:16
She started it and he replied quite nicely via Twitter – it was a pretty nice little take down.
SOmething about good to hear from you after all these years and something about hopping on the 2016 Right Wing Circus Train.
Fossil1944 June 1st, 2015 at 12:00
She is proof that any idiot can make a small fortune if they are willing to stoop low enough. My comment not meant to demean the Ladies in red who work hard for their living.
allison1050 June 1st, 2015 at 12:37
No offense taken.
pinballsdoll June 1st, 2015 at 12:59
she’s so irrelevant, all you can do is laugh
Billy_Pilgrim June 1st, 2015 at 23:01
Yeah, but she’s still hot…so…
burqa June 1st, 2015 at 23:25
I don’t think she’s hot at all.
Sure, she has some features commonly thought of as attractive, but the term “hot” implies an erotic quality I fail to see.
To me, sexiness is found in a lot more than ta-tas and high cheekbones.
Now, you may have a point in terms of craziness.
I agree with Ron Bennington about crazy chicks and how you never forget the crazy bitch who you were afraid to fall asleep next to, and you find yourself occasionally wanting to go back for one more session with the insane woman who scared the daylights out of you back in the day….
But overall, nah, she ain’t hot….
Billy_Pilgrim June 1st, 2015 at 23:56
Wow. Thank you for sucking the fun out of that. I wasn’t trying to objectively define what hot is. It is my opinion, and this is a subjective opinion, mind you, that Sarah Palin is hot. You can’t tell me she isn’t hot because to me, she is. This is not exactly an original observation. I also think Michele Bachmann is hot too…and so is Megan Kelly (I guess I find Conservative women hot). I may be on the wrong board…
granpa.usthai June 2nd, 2015 at 00:18
Michelle ain’t too bad for a scrawny mid-west gal. Half ass decent DU with a notable bounce when attempting to out pace reporters. Megan’s good for an upskirt when the volume is muted.
BUTT Sara?
….. puts you in the weird F category.
burqa June 2nd, 2015 at 01:13
I don’t object that you offered an opinion.
Sorry you object to me having one different than yours.
That kind of thing happens a lot on sites like this.
First message board?
Billy_Pilgrim June 2nd, 2015 at 01:26
Heh, heh. Yeah.
burqa June 2nd, 2015 at 01:52
Get used to seeing many opinions that vary from yours.
Often people can be quite nasty, but I try not to.
I like seeing different opinions and think having some consideration for each other can make it possible to disagree, but still be able to discuss various issues.
We all have different turn-ons.
For me, the woman’s political beliefs play no role, though I’;ll admit to there being a frisson of spiciness knowing I’m knocking the bottom out of a conservative.
I had, and have no idea as to the politics of many of the women I have slept with.
Physical features are often not a determining factor to me. I’m just into women and their womanliness. I’ve known guys who described themselves as a “boob man” or a “leg man.” I used to know a guy who only dated blondes. Another friend only goes out with skinny women. To me, these things are self-defeating because they reduce the number of possibilities, plus I find many fascinating, entrancing women who do not meet these standards.
I have been with women who were spectacularly talented sexually whose physical appearance was not what many see as attractive.
Our society places unreasonable demands on women when it comes to meeting these standards and in my opinion we would be better off without them. I think those ideals bring harm to women who practically torture themselves trying to comport to what society deems as necessary to be attractive. I refuse to go along with these demands because I don’t want to have any part of something that is harmful or painful to women in any way.
Recently I had a discussion with a young lady on this topic and she remarked, “You just really love women, don’t you?” and I said, “Yeah, they are the greatest thing in the world and life would not be worth living without them.”
EnuffBull June 1st, 2015 at 14:40
Does Sarah have those “multiple word magnets” on her refrigerator, and comes up with her word salad before the first cup of coffee for the day?
Kevin Swizzelistic Papa June 1st, 2015 at 15:53
HAHAHAHAHA! LOSER IS STUCK IN LOSERVILLE!
Nilan25 June 1st, 2015 at 16:36
Sarah goes full retard. Money Boo Boo’s word salad.
“Here’s just one reason to do it: abolishing your name from the liberal’s roll chips away at the democrat party’s foundation that actually supports un-American acts like this:
http://www.examiner.com/…/doj-…
This report ran in an old news cycle, but it remains relevant until a constitutional conservative leads our exceptional nation; for as long as the far left retains power via their numbers, the extent that they are willing to go to trample our Bill of Rights only grows.”
robert June 1st, 2015 at 18:29
” greased the skids ”
boy did that hurt
burqa June 1st, 2015 at 22:54
There has been a contentious debate among the RWDC judges over whether to move Palin up a spot in the Right Wing Dunce Contest.
For so long she was in first or second place, but has slipped to 6th place, behind greasy-haired Rand Paul.
Ultimately the judges decided to not move her up because the top 5 is elite dumbass territory and while Palin has shown herself to be a powerhouse of idiocy, the above quotes in the OP are just not thick enough.
If she were floundering in, say, 15th place, trying to hit her dumbass stride, that would be another thing.
If anyone wants an update of the current leaderboard, just ask.
Obewon June 2nd, 2015 at 02:18
Anchorage Homeowner: ‘This F*cking Drama Palin Show …
http://www.alan.com/2014/10/22/anchorage-homeowner-this-fcking-drama-palin-show-shows-up-and-now-weve-got-a-sht-show/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lD7hNBDfkKY
whatthe46 June 2nd, 2015 at 20:49
she reminds me of this little old lady in the nursing home that had no upper lip. so, she put lipstick way above the lip line. lol. and it looks like she has no upper teeth.
rhzszm June 2nd, 2015 at 20:39
Liberal, conservative, moderate, whatever. You gotta admit the Democrat Party has been disastrous: a century of moral depravity and economic terrorism.
whatthe46 June 2nd, 2015 at 20:47
wow you actually said that. LOL!!!!!!!!!! you poor thing. it’s ok. here’s a little pat on the head for the little idiot savant. there you go.
OldLefty June 2nd, 2015 at 20:56
Funny, that’s EXACTLY what WE say about the Republican Party.
What’s the “Democrat Party”??
James Worcester June 3rd, 2015 at 18:20
I don’t have to admit that at all, Mr or Ms rhzszm. The Democrats built the American Middle Class the Pubbies are now trying their level best to destroy.