Pat Robertson Tells Mom Of Lesbian God Can ‘Straighten Things Out’
“There’s so much lesbian stuff,” says Pat Robertson, that’s “pushed by the media.” If only there wasn’t so much “lesbian stuff'” on the media, we could make God happy. But fear not, worried moms, it could be “just a phase” and your lesbian may be “straightened out” at a good Christian camp.
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FatRat April 27th, 2015 at 15:24
I think Robertson is a blasphemer, using the name of God for his own nefarious purposes. Saying that God doesn’t appreciate girl on girl action, what is Pat inferring, that God is a HOMO-sexual? lol
http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/familyguy/images/d/d3/God2.png/revision/latest?cb=20101219154123
http://www.dormstormer.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/two-hot-girls-kissing-at-music-festival.jpg
Katy Perry – I Kissed A Girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAp9BKosZXs
Jeffrey Samuels April 27th, 2015 at 15:28
I suppose he means ‘concentration’ camp.
bpollen April 27th, 2015 at 16:00
If God can straighten out lesbians, why can’t he stop Pat from being an ass?
nola878 April 27th, 2015 at 16:09
“I’ve tried to talk her out of it, but she simply refuses to give up the LGBT lifestyle. What should I do?” Lillian.
How about this, Lillian, accept who she is and LOVE HER UNCONDITIONALLY!
Wait…didn’t some preacher dude talk this way 2,000 years ago?
Hirightnow April 27th, 2015 at 16:21
Yeah, but he hung around with a bunch of dudes and, like, one chick, so…you know…
William April 27th, 2015 at 16:53
Pat Robertson Tells Mom Of Lesbian God
Who knew that a simple error in punctuation would establish a Deity for lesbians and a conversation between Pat and the Lesbian Gods mother.
I hope she looks like wonder woman.
https://youtu.be/EjnMc9Grqtg
cecilia April 27th, 2015 at 22:39
“There’s so much lesbian stuff”…..? ……………really?
I hardly notice any “lesbian stuff”…why is pat obsessed over “lesbian stuff” ?
rg9rts April 29th, 2015 at 04:40
All baggers are sex obsessed
rg9rts April 29th, 2015 at 04:39
This imbecile is terrified of real women..
DIE_BankofAmerica_PHUKKING_DIE May 1st, 2015 at 16:12
Pat Robertson is overwhelmed with hunger for cock in his ass.
Why else would he be raving 24/7 about soodomy?