Claims New Beer Makes You Prettier
It has collagen and is sold in Japan.
…thanks to the brewery Suntory, you can simultaneously get plastered and become beautiful.
The new drink is called “Precious,” and it contains two grams of collagen per can. It also has five percent alcohol. The official commercial for the product, which primarily targets a female audience, features model Anne Nakamura and comedian Ken Watanabe, who claims, “Guys can tell if a girl’s taking collagen or not!”
For now, the beer will only be sold in Hokkaido. Don’t cry too much over America’s boring old alcohol though – doctors have said this trend has no confirmed benefits.
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Suzanne McFly April 14th, 2015 at 12:08
I thought we were supposed to drink beer to make others pretty.
Budda April 14th, 2015 at 12:14
“the girls all get prettier at closing time…” mickey gilley(?)
bpollen April 14th, 2015 at 15:50
Weird that he is related to both Jerry Lee Lewis and Jimmy Swaggart.
Dwendt44 April 14th, 2015 at 19:08
Closer to Jerry than Jimmy.
oldfart April 14th, 2015 at 12:18
at 5% alcohol, who needs collagen ?
Bunya April 14th, 2015 at 13:47
Heck, after a few beers, even Dick Cheney would look pretty (well, almost pretty – and that’s a BIG “almost”. And that would be after two 24-packs).
Khary A April 14th, 2015 at 13:53
It’s basically beer made with milk. Much like a milk stout which has collagen in it. repackaging for most likely crappy beer.
burqa April 14th, 2015 at 19:29
It takes the hard stuff to improve my looks. Something like a tall glass of 100 proof Wild Turkey – not consumed by me but by those looking my way….
CHOCOL8MILK April 14th, 2015 at 20:26
Aaaah….beer goggles directly marketed to the ladies.
rg9rts April 15th, 2015 at 05:01
Enough beer and everyone looks pretty
Kenn Trowbridge April 17th, 2015 at 20:39
you stole my line …..dammit!!!