Worst Cologne Ever?

Posted by | March 20, 2015 19:00 | Filed under: News Behaving Badly Top Stories

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… because nothing says “ready for romance” like a man smelling like fast food.

For hamburger aficionados who want the smell even when they can’t get a bite, Burger King is putting the scent into a limited-edition fragrance.

Burger King said Friday that the Whopper grilled beef burger-scented cologne will be sold only on April 1, and only in Japan.

Sounds too good to be true? It’s not an April Fools’ Day joke, though the company chose the date deliberately.

For hamburger aficionados who want the smell even when they can’t get a bite, Burger King is putting the scent into a limited-edition fragrance.

The limited “Flame Grilled” fragrance can be purchased at 5,000 yen (about $40), including the burger. There will be only 1,000 of them.

Burger King said it hopes the scent would also seduce new grill-beef burger fans.

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By: dave-dr-gonzo

David Hirsch, a.k.a. Dave "Doctor" Gonzo*, is a renegade record producer, video producer, writer, reformed corporate shill, and still-registered lobbyist for non-one-percenter performing artists and musicians. He lives in a heavily fortified compound in one of Manhattan's less trendy neighborhoods.

* Hirsch is the third person to use the pseudonym, a not-so-veiled tribute to journalist and author Hunter S. Thompson, with the permission of his predecessors Gene Gaudette of American Politics Journal (currently webmaster and chief bottlewasher at Liberaland) and Stephen Meese at Smashmouth Politics.

9 responses to Worst Cologne Ever?

  1. Roctuna March 20th, 2015 at 19:07

    When someone offers a pasta and meatball cologne I might be interested.

    • dave-dr-gonzo March 20th, 2015 at 19:21

      Chocolate double-fudge chunk ice cream cologne.

      • Roctuna March 20th, 2015 at 21:30

        Probably induce a diabetic coma just from smelling it.

  2. Carla Akins March 20th, 2015 at 19:12

    Yes, yes it is.

    • Roctuna March 20th, 2015 at 21:30

      I’ve known some seriously carnivorous women who’d probably get off on it.

  3. fahvel March 21st, 2015 at 05:25

    is this still planet earth?

    • Roctuna March 21st, 2015 at 10:54

      Humans can imagine some weird sh*t can’t they?

  4. jybarz March 21st, 2015 at 10:01

    “Feed the man meat”, they say, but, I don’t think they mean this way.

  5. fancypants March 21st, 2015 at 12:32

    its not the worst if your dog likes hamburgers
    bff

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