Letter To White House Laced With Cyanide

Posted by | March 18, 2015 00:30 | Filed under: News Behaving Badly Top Stories

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Mind you, the chances of this letter actually making its way to the White House is miniscule, as this falls under the purview of the US Postal Service, not the Secret Service. It is nevertheless a reminder that there are unhinged loons who hate whoever is behind the desk in the Oval Office:

A letter intended for the White House tested positive for cyanide at an off-site mail screening facility on Tuesday, according to a statement from the Secret Service.

The statement said the letter was received at the screening facility on Monday, and tested negative for biological agents. But officials said the letter returned a “presumptive positive for cyanide” on Tuesday and was transported to another site for further testing.

The statement did not say whether the letter was addressed to President Obama or to someone else at the White House. Officials also declined to say whether something specific had led them to test the letter.

“As this is an ongoing investigation, the Secret Service will have no additional comment,” the statement said.

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By: dave-dr-gonzo

David Hirsch, a.k.a. Dave "Doctor" Gonzo*, is a renegade record producer, video producer, writer, reformed corporate shill, and still-registered lobbyist for non-one-percenter performing artists and musicians. He lives in a heavily fortified compound in one of Manhattan's less trendy neighborhoods.

* Hirsch is the third person to use the pseudonym, a not-so-veiled tribute to journalist and author Hunter S. Thompson, with the permission of his predecessors Gene Gaudette of American Politics Journal (currently webmaster and chief bottlewasher at Liberaland) and Stephen Meese at Smashmouth Politics.

3 responses to Letter To White House Laced With Cyanide

  1. jybarz March 18th, 2015 at 01:38

    I bet it’s from 47 GOP Senate Traitors.

  2. rg9rts March 18th, 2015 at 08:43

    And the clowns at FAUX think its funny as hell

  3. anothertoothpick March 18th, 2015 at 12:08

    Is it hard to trace Cyanide purchases?

    It is not something you can buy off the shelf at your drugstore.

    The bad news is we have the Secret Service investigating this.

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