Dog ‘Tells’ Owner To Shoot His Girlfriend

Posted by | March 15, 2015 16:30 | Filed under: News Behaving Badly Top Stories

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You’d think by now that the simple formula “psychosis + firearms = mayhem” would have led state and federal governments to enact legislation to keep guns out of the hands of crazy people. But no, because Wayne LaPierre. Raw Story‘s TBogg has the dogged details on what one lunatic gun owner was told by his pooch:

An Albuquerque man is being held after shooting his ex-girlfriend in the head after telling police he was following instructions from his neighbor’s dog, according to the Albuquerque Journal.

Matthew Gonzales, 48, was taken into custody and charged with multiple counts of assault, robbery, and kidnapping after shooting the woman on Tuesday.

The unidentified victim was rushed to the hospital after being found in the street with a gunshot wound to her head. The woman, who is in stable condition, identified her assailant as Gonzalez, stating he used to be her boyfriend.

Gonzalez turned himself into police after speaking with a local pastor before surrendering at his church.

According to a statement Gonzalez gave to investigators, he became enraged when the women listed herself on social media as single. Gonzalez told police that he communicates with his neighbor’s dog telepathically and that the dog told him, “You need to take care of this.”

Am I the only person who finds it odd that we never hear stories of man’s best telepathic friend telling his or her owner to “buy low, sell high” or “at your age, you really do need a colonoscopy”?
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By: dave-dr-gonzo

David Hirsch, a.k.a. Dave "Doctor" Gonzo*, is a renegade record producer, video producer, writer, reformed corporate shill, and still-registered lobbyist for non-one-percenter performing artists and musicians. He lives in a heavily fortified compound in one of Manhattan's less trendy neighborhoods.

* Hirsch is the third person to use the pseudonym, a not-so-veiled tribute to journalist and author Hunter S. Thompson, with the permission of his predecessors Gene Gaudette of American Politics Journal (currently webmaster and chief bottlewasher at Liberaland) and Stephen Meese at Smashmouth Politics.

22 responses to Dog ‘Tells’ Owner To Shoot His Girlfriend

  1. bpollen March 15th, 2015 at 16:40

    Sam is a bad dog! Bad dog! First there was that guy in New York, and now…

    • whatthe46 March 15th, 2015 at 17:25

      HA! i waited until after i read through the comments, because i knew someone would bring up “the son of sam.”

  2. Carla Akins March 15th, 2015 at 16:47

    This is why Anomaly has cats, and you don’t want to know what they have to say.

  3. Obewon March 15th, 2015 at 16:52

    Dog spelled back words: Gonzalez told police that he communicates with his neighbor’s dog telepathically and that the god told him: ‘Shoot ‘n surrender at your church for free gun owner mental healthcare.’ Dog’s know 2/3 of all homicides are committed by USA’s 32% gun owning households.

  4. Suzanne McFly March 15th, 2015 at 17:09

    If he gets away with this, my dog just told me to bitch slap Christie.

  5. Warman1138 March 15th, 2015 at 21:46

    Obey Fluffy or face the consequences.

  6. rg9rts March 16th, 2015 at 04:42

    That didn’t save David “Son of Sam” Berkowitz from being put away

  7. Budda March 16th, 2015 at 08:56

    I’ve had dogs talk to me. The usual conversation revolves around food and/or open the door so I can pee.

  8. Benji0804 March 16th, 2015 at 14:25

    How would of mental health laws prevented this when he got the gun before the shooting and than claiming “the dog made him do it”?

  9. Boehner-Monkey March 16th, 2015 at 18:22

    Look, I am not trying to be funny here, but this is clearly Obama’s fault.
    We gotta sue the President.

  10. CHOCOL8MILK March 17th, 2015 at 01:34

    And people wonder why I’m a cat person.

  11. CHOCOL8MILK March 17th, 2015 at 01:39

    https://youtu.be/xyp3caSgeHY

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