Jon Stewart Rejects Arby’s Job Offer

Posted by | February 13, 2015 09:30 | Filed under: Top Stories

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Don’t worry about Jon Stewart not knowing the location of his next meal when he no longer has a job. Arby’s was willing to rescue his bank account.

However, an ungrateful Stewart rejected the offer.

“To work there would I have to handle, serve, touch eat or even look at what you so generously describe as food?” Stewart asked. “That’s right, Arby’s, this motherf—ing thing ain’t over. I do not accept your peace offering. We shall always be enemies! For while you are a worthy adversary, you shall be vanquished.”

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By: William

retired military , former cop, lifelong gym rat and doting grandfather alive and living in Maine

12 responses to Jon Stewart Rejects Arby’s Job Offer

  1. Pilotshark February 13th, 2015 at 09:37

    Hannity will always now be Roastbeef:-) thanks Jon.

    Sean RoastBeef Hannity

    • EnuffBull February 13th, 2015 at 09:55

      Horsey-Hannity-sauce. Gross.

  2. Pilotshark February 13th, 2015 at 10:37

    Hannity will always now be Roastbeef:-) thanks Jon.

    Sean RoastBeef Hannity

    • EnuffBull February 13th, 2015 at 10:55

      Horsey-Hannity-sauce. Gross.

  3. William February 13th, 2015 at 09:38

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  5. FatRat February 13th, 2015 at 14:04

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vxQqdFOeoM

    I’m so hungry I could eat at Arby’s.

  6. FatRat February 13th, 2015 at 15:04

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vxQqdFOeoM

    I’m so hungry I could eat at Arby’s.

  7. Carla Akins February 13th, 2015 at 19:19

    Well played Arbys.

  8. Carla Akins February 13th, 2015 at 20:19

    Well played Arbys.

  9. fancypants February 13th, 2015 at 21:24

    I don’t see a man who has averaged 25 million a year income ( at least ) in need of an arby’s job anytime soon.
    chances are jon has everything paid off by now and can wait for the next opportunity

  10. fancypants February 13th, 2015 at 22:24

    I don’t see a man who has averaged 25 million a year income ( at least ) in need of an arby’s job anytime soon.
    chances are jon has everything paid off by now and can wait for the next opportunity

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