Guess Who ‘Has Not Been Lucky With The Ladies’?

Posted by | January 11, 2015 13:00 | Filed under: News Behaving Badly Top Stories


Here’s a hint: He is the renowned “painter” who sold the adjoining “art work” – which was in effect stolen from Getty Images – for just over $100,000. If by now you haven’t figured out who this aesthetically lifted… er, gifted ‘loser in love’ might be, here’s your answer:

Following his recent arrest for allegedly throwing a wine bottle at his girlfriend, George Zimmerman’s lawyer has admitted his client ‘has not been lucky with the ladies.’

Zimmerman, whose acquittal of murdering an unarmed black teen sparked a national debate on race and self-defense laws, was arrested for aggravated assault in Lake Mary about 10 p.m. Friday and is being held at the John E. Polk Correctional Facility.

His attorney, Don West, said the incident involved the 31-year-old allegedly tossing a wine bottle at his girlfriend earlier this week at his Lake Mary home.

West said he did not want to ‘speculate’ about the situation that led to the alleged assault, reports NBC.

During a court appearance Saturday morning, Zimmerman’s bond was set at $5,000 and he was ordered to avoid contact with the woman who was not identified.

Judge John Galluzzo gave few details of the incident, but said a wine bottle was involved and that the alleged assault happened at Zimmerman’s home.

Prosecutors questioned whether substance abuse treatment was needed, but the judge said that didn’t seem to be a factor.

It is not known at this time who the girlfriend is but Zimmerman was known to be living with Samantha Scheibe earlier this year.

Maybe he should stick to stealing others’ intellectual property and claiming it is his own original work. Plenty of money in that – ’nuff said!

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By: dave-dr-gonzo

David Hirsch, a.k.a. Dave "Doctor" Gonzo*, is a renegade record producer, video producer, writer, reformed corporate shill, and still-registered lobbyist for non-one-percenter performing artists and musicians. He lives in a heavily fortified compound in one of Manhattan's less trendy neighborhoods.

* Hirsch is the third person to use the pseudonym, a not-so-veiled tribute to journalist and author Hunter S. Thompson, with the permission of his predecessors Gene Gaudette of American Politics Journal (currently webmaster and chief bottlewasher at Liberaland) and Stephen Meese at Smashmouth Politics.

38 responses to Guess Who ‘Has Not Been Lucky With The Ladies’?

  1. labman57 January 11th, 2015 at 21:24

    All things considered, Georgie Boy has been extremely lucky with the law.

    • Dwendt44 January 12th, 2015 at 00:42

      Soon even his supporters will be sick of his actions and he’ll find himself in a cell long term with a guy named Bubba.

  2. labman57 January 11th, 2015 at 22:24

    All things considered, Georgie Boy has been extremely lucky with the law.

    • Dwendt44 January 12th, 2015 at 01:42

      Soon even his supporters will be sick of his actions and he’ll find himself in a cell long term with a guy named Bubba.

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