Boxer Out, Twitter Parody Sez Scott Brown In, Maybe!
So it should come as no surprise that a new – and completely fake – Twitter account, @ScottBrownCA, has the hapless hunk mulling a run in the Golden State:
Just got back from the gym, shredded on my new guitar, now just reading about @SenatorBoxer‘s retirement. Interesting.
— Scott P. Brown (@ScottBrownCA) January 8, 2015
California seems nice, you know? Like a warmer Chicago.
— Scott P. Brown (@ScottBrownCA) January 8, 2015
The beaches in California are the best in the world! (this is Florida) pic.twitter.com/ZBA9N5CXPG
— Scott P. Brown (@ScottBrownCA) January 8, 2015
My friend wants me to ask if anyone knows a good mechanic in California. My friend is wicked into his truck and thinking about moving there.
— Scott P. Brown (@ScottBrownCA) January 8, 2015
Boston won the Olympics over Los Angeles? This is why we need real change in California. If only someone could help. Also good job Boston.
— Scott P. Brown (@ScottBrownCA) January 8, 2015
very not cool RT @TheFix Mitt Romney ruins (improves?) photo by giving Scott Brown bunny ears http://t.co/SItXmYVU3y pic.twitter.com/XUvcg5icwy
— Scott P. Brown (@ScottBrownCA) January 8, 2015
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By: dave-dr-gonzo
David Hirsch, a.k.a. Dave "Doctor" Gonzo*, is a renegade record producer, video producer, writer, reformed corporate shill, and still-registered lobbyist for non-one-percenter performing artists and musicians. He lives in a heavily fortified compound in one of Manhattan's less trendy neighborhoods.
* Hirsch is the third person to use the pseudonym, a not-so-veiled tribute to journalist and author Hunter S. Thompson, with the permission of his predecessors Gene Gaudette of American Politics Journal (currently webmaster and chief bottlewasher at Liberaland) and Stephen Meese at Smashmouth Politics.
46 responses to Boxer Out, Twitter Parody Sez Scott Brown In, Maybe!
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Anomaly 100 January 9th, 2015 at 09:47
Bwhaaa!
Anomaly 100 January 9th, 2015 at 10:47
Bwhaaa!
rg9rts January 9th, 2015 at 10:27
This guy is a sucker for being such a gopee punching bag.. Pathetic
dave-dr-gonzo January 9th, 2015 at 10:28
Pathetic, yes. And damn funny!
rg9rts January 9th, 2015 at 13:11
Think he’ll be ripe enough for the clown car in 20?
rg9rts January 9th, 2015 at 11:27
This guy is a sucker for being such a gopee punching bag.. Pathetic
dave-dr-gonzo January 9th, 2015 at 11:28
Pathetic, yes. And damn funny!
rg9rts January 9th, 2015 at 14:11
Think he’ll be ripe enough for the clown car in 20?
GreatLakeSailor January 9th, 2015 at 11:41
delautering Scott Brown!
GreatLakeSailor January 9th, 2015 at 12:41
delautering Scott Brown!
tracey marie January 9th, 2015 at 12:45
the beach pose is scary…guess he will not be posing nude anymore
rg9rts January 9th, 2015 at 12:54
Pitty pum pitty pum thwack…PIQUE pum pum pum
tracey marie January 9th, 2015 at 13:02
Morning!
rg9rts January 9th, 2015 at 13:05
No one has the nerve to ask what pique is yet LOL
rg9rts January 9th, 2015 at 13:09
How da cowd??
tracey marie January 9th, 2015 at 13:17
getting a bit worse, head is killing me.
rg9rts January 9th, 2015 at 15:23
The first 10 days are misery…up and down like a yo yo finally will settle in the chest… You are allowed to whine with this one…it is really nasty.
tracey marie January 9th, 2015 at 15:25
I am whining. The coughing is starting and I am not happy.
rg9rts January 9th, 2015 at 15:28
Get an expectorant…musinex or something…it will help
tracey marie January 9th, 2015 at 15:42
done already
rg9rts January 9th, 2015 at 15:47
Have enough for the both of you??
tracey marie January 9th, 2015 at 16:06
went to the store yesterday and stocked up.
rg9rts January 9th, 2015 at 16:10
Good girl…you’ll need it…
tracey marie January 9th, 2015 at 16:13
I so hope you are wrong
rg9rts January 9th, 2015 at 16:27
Beats fighting over the last drop at 2 am
tracey marie January 9th, 2015 at 13:45
the beach pose is scary…guess he will not be posing nude anymore
rg9rts January 9th, 2015 at 13:54
Pitty pum pitty pum thwack…PIQUE pum pum pum
tracey marie January 9th, 2015 at 14:02
Morning!
rg9rts January 9th, 2015 at 14:05
No one has the nerve to ask what pique is yet LOL
rg9rts January 9th, 2015 at 14:09
How da cowd??
tracey marie January 9th, 2015 at 14:17
getting a bit worse, head is killing me.
rg9rts January 9th, 2015 at 16:23
The first 10 days are misery…up and down like a yo yo finally will settle in the chest… You are allowed to whine with this one…it is really nasty.
tracey marie January 9th, 2015 at 16:25
I am whining. The coughing is starting and I am not happy.
rg9rts January 9th, 2015 at 16:28
Get an expectorant…musinex or something…it will help
tracey marie January 9th, 2015 at 16:42
done already
rg9rts January 9th, 2015 at 16:47
Have enough for the both of you??
tracey marie January 9th, 2015 at 17:06
went to the store yesterday and stocked up.
rg9rts January 9th, 2015 at 17:10
Good girl…you’ll need it…
tracey marie January 9th, 2015 at 17:13
I so hope you are wrong
rg9rts January 9th, 2015 at 17:27
Beats fighting over the last drop at 2 am
Bunya January 9th, 2015 at 14:43
Hey! Maybe he’s trying for a world’s record – how many states he can lose. So far he’s up to two. I’m guessing he’ll have no problem hitting 50.
Bunya January 9th, 2015 at 15:43
Hey! Maybe he’s trying for a world’s record – how many states he can lose. So far he’s up to two. I’m guessing he’ll have no problem hitting 50.
eyelashviper January 9th, 2015 at 15:36
Mitt could let him live in the car elevator, until he loses again, then off to the next senate opening…
eyelashviper January 9th, 2015 at 16:36
Mitt could let him live in the car elevator, until he loses again, then off to the next senate opening…
tiredoftea January 9th, 2015 at 16:55
This is great! But, maybe Scotty will believe that it’s his account and make the move. If nothing else, when he gets slapped silly, again, he can resume his soft porn career!
tiredoftea January 9th, 2015 at 17:55
This is great! But, maybe Scotty will believe that it’s his account and make the move. If nothing else, when he gets slapped silly, again, he can resume his soft porn career!