Jose Canseco To Sell His Middle Finger And The Gun That Shot It Off
In case you’ve ever wished you had an extra digit, former MLB player Jose Canseco says he’s selling the finger he shot off on eBay. Bonus: It’s the middle finger and you can never have too many of those.
However, last Thursday while at a poker game, it fell off.
On Monday night, Canseco tweeted that he will be selling the finger, along with the .45 caliber Remington gun that shot it off on the bidding site eBay.
“The eBay ad will read slightly used middle finger with 462 home runs could be used as a stirring straw for drinks,” Canseco tweeted.
Ebay does not allow the sale of firearms or body parts, but whatever.
I will soon put the finger that fell off in the poker tournament on eBay for sale
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 17, 2014
The eBay ad will read slightly used middle finger with 462 home runs could be used as a stirring straw for drinks
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 17, 2014
This is the 45 caliber Remington that shot my finger off. It is for sale if anyone wants to buy it pic.twitter.com/r4Q0X7MUHl
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 17, 2014
maybe I will make it a package the chrome 45 caliber Remington with the finger both for sale a package deal
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 18, 2014
H/T: The Incomparable @CarlaAkins with thanks.
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By: Anomaly100
24 responses to Jose Canseco To Sell His Middle Finger And The Gun That Shot It Off
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M D Reese November 18th, 2014 at 12:48
He should donate his brain to science. Maybe they can figure out what happened and prevent it from happening to others.
mea_mark November 18th, 2014 at 12:53
Before or after it rots and falls off?
Carla Akins November 18th, 2014 at 14:02
I’m sure it had nothing to do with the massive amount of steroids he injected.
Anomaly 100 November 18th, 2014 at 15:19
I’m so old fashioned. I buy beauty supplies on eBay. Never thought about getting a rotten, smelly detached finger there.
M D Reese November 18th, 2014 at 14:23
I’m thinking that it may be too late to have much choice…
Suzanne McFly November 18th, 2014 at 16:26
Your funny, as if he has a brain lol
M D Reese November 18th, 2014 at 17:25
Well, that IS the first clue….wink wink, nudge nudge…
M D Reese November 18th, 2014 at 13:48
He should donate his brain to science. Maybe they can figure out what happened and prevent it from happening to others.
mea_mark November 18th, 2014 at 13:53
Before or after it rots and falls off?
Carla Akins November 18th, 2014 at 15:02
I’m sure it had nothing to do with the massive amount of steroids he injected.
Anomaly 100 November 18th, 2014 at 16:19
I’m so old fashioned. I buy beauty supplies on eBay. Never thought about getting a rotten, smelly detached finger there.
M D Reese November 18th, 2014 at 15:23
I’m thinking that it may be too late to have much choice…
Suzanne McFly November 18th, 2014 at 17:26
Your funny, as if he has a brain lol
M D Reese November 18th, 2014 at 18:25
Well, that IS the first clue….wink wink, nudge nudge…
Foundryman November 18th, 2014 at 13:07
Ty Cobb thanks him for becoming the most hated baseball player of all time….
Foundryman November 18th, 2014 at 14:07
Ty Cobb thanks him for becoming the most hated baseball player of all time….
Suzanne McFly November 18th, 2014 at 16:27
Sounds a little desperate to me, what happened to the millions he made playing ball?
Foundryman November 18th, 2014 at 16:53
Steroids and gambling and guns would be my guess…
Suzanne McFly November 18th, 2014 at 17:27
Sounds a little desperate to me, what happened to the millions he made playing ball?
Foundryman November 18th, 2014 at 17:53
Steroids and gambling and guns would be my guess…
pszymeczek November 18th, 2014 at 17:05
How in hell did it fall off while he was playing cards?
pszymeczek November 18th, 2014 at 18:05
How in hell did it fall off while he was playing cards?
KB723 November 18th, 2014 at 18:53
Hmmm, buy a ‘Stinky Finger’ online, Naw, maybe if it was a ‘Thumb’ I would think about it…. =)
KB723 November 18th, 2014 at 19:53
Hmmm, buy a ‘Stinky Finger’ online, Naw, maybe if it was a ‘Thumb’ I would think about it…. =)