Another Klansman Calls: We Are A True White Christian Organization, So Don’t Worry (Audio)
The Ku Klux Klan keeps calling Tiffany Willis from Liberal America. I totally get that because I call her, too, but it’s just not the same thing.
After it was revealed that the KKK was promoting “lethal force” against Ferguson protesters, the Internet collective Anonymous retaliated by doxxing the hoods off their heads. It’s the most delicious thing happening on the Internet.
So, first the Klan called Tiff and threatened her.
Then another Klansman called her separately to explain that they are really nice guys and not at all like the other KKK members. (wink wink)
This call was made presumably by the Imperial Wizard Chuck Murray, leader of the New Empire Knights of the Ku Klux Klan, Or whatevs. I mean at this point, who can keep track?
If you’ve seen one hood, you’ve pretty much seen them all.
But “Chuck” assures us that he’s a totally nice guy and everything is cool. Good thing you said that Chuck because if you mess with Tiff, you mess with me and I’m pretty pissed off with your illiterate group of inbreeds. You see, I posted this story and then the KKK threatened my friend. You stupid jerk.
Let us all listen to what a nice guy “Chuck” is:
“Chuck,” first of all, do not refer to Tiffany as a ‘girl’ because she’s a woman, mmkay?
Also, if there is infighting within your racist organization, we totally do not give a f*ck. In addition, Tiff and I are both Christians, so to portray yourself as a Christian organization pisses us the hell off.
And finally, if you could quit calling my pal Tiffany, I’d really appreciate that. Thanks for the “Klanline” number but really, you’re just not our type. Thanks for clarifying that it’s not the Klan that’s threatening lethal force against Ferguson protesters — instead it’s the Klan.
Tweet of the day:
@KuKluxKlanUSA Want your hoods back? Come get em @OperationKKK
— West Florissant Ave. (@ThatsRacistAF) November 16, 2014
Sorry “Chuck” but we’re just not that into you. It would also be nice if ISIS, Boko Haram and militia members would resist the urge to call Tiff, too.
Anonymous, keep up the good work. Don’t forget y’all: Hashtag it: #OpKKK and #HoodsOff.
You can follow Tiffany here on Twitter, or just call her on the phone because everyone else does. _(ツ)_/¯
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Mainah November 16th, 2014 at 13:01
Chuck has some major issues.
Mainah November 16th, 2014 at 14:01
Chuck has some major issues.
Susan Autry November 16th, 2014 at 13:16
It’s a shame when your greatest accomplishment in life, and the only thing in your world worth celebrating is your skin color. Maybe if you moved out of the rural, cousin Fucking town you lived in Chuck you could be more and have more to share with the world than pale skin…
Guest November 17th, 2014 at 19:26
maybe if black people also thought that way, it would help end racism.
Susan Autry November 16th, 2014 at 14:16
It’s a shame when your greatest accomplishment in life, and the only thing in your world worth celebrating is your skin color. Maybe if you moved out of the rural, cousin Fucking town you lived in Chuck you could be more and have more to share with the world than pale skin…
tracey marie November 16th, 2014 at 15:54
seems the kkk loves blonde haired, blueeyed women unless they have a brain
Benjamin Dover November 18th, 2014 at 05:37
Are you kidding? Did you see the photos of the outed women (and men) who are Klan members? OMG. The “supremacists” are below the bottom of the barrel, if that is possible. Living proof that beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes down to the bone.
tracey marie November 18th, 2014 at 06:32
I was referring to the reporter they are harrassing, a beautiful white women with a brain. :)
tracey marie November 16th, 2014 at 16:54
seems the kkk loves blonde haired, blueeyed women unless they have a brain
Benjamin Dover November 18th, 2014 at 06:37
Are you kidding? Did you see the photos of the outed women (and men) who are Klan members? OMG. The “supremacists” are below the bottom of the barrel, if that is possible. Living proof that beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes down to the bone.
tracey marie November 18th, 2014 at 07:32
I was referring to the reporter they are harrassing, a beautiful white women with a brain. :)
craig7120 November 16th, 2014 at 16:35
Tiff & Anon
If ya need some personal protection, look no further. My daughter knows Kenpo
You’re welcome
Ha! Just messing with ya, I knows you’re not a skeered
craig7120 November 16th, 2014 at 17:35
Tiff & Anon
If ya need some personal protection, look no further. My daughter knows Kenpo
You’re welcome
Ha! Just messing with ya, I knows you’re not a skeered
Barbara Hermann November 16th, 2014 at 18:43
WOW! He left his number! What a dumbass. LET’S ALL CALL HIM!
Barbara Hermann November 16th, 2014 at 19:43
WOW! The Grand asshole left his number! What a dumbass! LET’S ALL CALL HIM! 1-931-200-9680
Lisa Smith-Elyea November 16th, 2014 at 18:59
Send the threatening tape to the Justice Department. This is a terrorist threat, plain and simple.
Lisa Smith-Elyea November 16th, 2014 at 19:59
Send the threatening tape to the Justice Department. This is a terrorist threat, plain and simple.
Melissa Howe Pomeranz November 16th, 2014 at 19:04
Both the “nice guy” call and the threat were the same voice. Is Chuck schizoid?
Pilotshark November 17th, 2014 at 14:54
well the bad guy who called had his hood on, and the second call he was a nice guy cause he removed his hood to talk. maybe that’s the confusing part about his voice being the same.
Melissa Howe Pomeranz November 16th, 2014 at 20:04
Both the “nice guy” call and the threat were the same voice. Is Chuck schizoid?
Pilotshark November 17th, 2014 at 15:54
well the bad guy who called had his hood on, and the second call he was a nice guy cause he removed his hood to talk. maybe that’s the confusing part about his voice being the same.