‘Clowns For Christ’ Is An Actual Thing

Posted by | November 12, 2014 07:30 | Filed under: News Behaving Badly Religion Top Stories


A Methodist Church in Ohio is clowning around for Jesus. No, seriously. I’m not sure that Clowns for Christ (not pictured) actually thought this out. John Wayne Gacy springs to mind. I suffer from coulrophobia so I might be a tad bit biased.

Judy Zyvith said she’s been “clowning around for Christ” for about 17 years.

Zyvith explained that the clowns have offered children’s messages with “Jonah and the Whale,” “The Lord’s Prayer” and “Jellybean Prayer.”

I’m picturing a scary clown playing Jonah and the story has a totally different ending in my head.

For children, the clowns dress up but appear without makeup. “We’ve found many children are afraid or intimidated by the makeup,” Zyvith said.

It’s not just kids. I hate, hate, hate clowns. Chances are if a man dresses in a clown costume then he’s someone’s creepy uncle.

Accordign to Zyvith,  the clown costume serves to “break down barriers.” “You can do anything in a clown costume,” she said.

She’s never heard of Killer Clowns obviously. They too, feel like they can do anything.

“This is a way for me to show my heart for God and my church family,” she said. “I think people deal with a lot of stuff in their lives,” and she said the clowns’ message may make them happy.

No, it really won’t. Imagine if Jehovah’s Witnesses dressed as clowns, too, while knocking at your door with that creepy smile on their faces. I’m not a violent person – in fact, I’m a pacifist, but I’d be tempted to punch them in the throat.

Zyvith told Vindy.com that she recites this prayer to start presentations. “Heavenly Father, this I pray. Let me bring joy to someone this day.”

Then go away.

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30 responses to ‘Clowns For Christ’ Is An Actual Thing

  1. Tommy6860 November 12th, 2014 at 08:14

    Oh the desperation due to the dwindling flocks.

    • M D Reese November 12th, 2014 at 16:35

      Let me see if I can work up a little tear drop…

  2. Tommy6860 November 12th, 2014 at 09:14

    Oh the desperation due to the dwindling flocks.

    • M D Reese November 12th, 2014 at 17:35

      Let me see if I can work up a little tear drop…

  3. R.J. Carter November 12th, 2014 at 08:15

    In before the easy layup.

  4. R.J. Carter November 12th, 2014 at 09:15

    In before the easy layup.

  5. Carla Akins November 12th, 2014 at 08:31

    After Pennywise, you would be a fool not to fear them. Just thinking there may be a better way to reach children than clowns.

    • M D Reese November 12th, 2014 at 16:35

      Especially if you try to teach your children to beware of strangers–I’ve always thought that clowns AND Santa impersonators were creepy.

      • Carla Akins November 12th, 2014 at 16:48

        Me too. I have this whole rant about how we force our children to affectionate to those they consider strangers.

  6. Carla Akins November 12th, 2014 at 09:31

    After Pennywise, you would be a fool not to fear them. Just thinking there may be a better way to reach children than clowns.

    • M D Reese November 12th, 2014 at 17:35

      Especially if you try to teach your children to beware of strangers–I’ve always thought that clowns AND Santa impersonators were creepy.

      • Carla Akins November 12th, 2014 at 17:48

        Me too. I have this whole rant about how we force our children to affectionate to those they consider strangers.

  7. Maxx44 November 12th, 2014 at 09:02

    Oh, the irony.

    • Budda November 12th, 2014 at 09:26

      I am thinking the same thing. So many Xtian clowns.

    • M D Reese November 12th, 2014 at 16:33

      (They don’t know how mirrors work.)

  8. Maxx44 November 12th, 2014 at 10:02

    Oh, the irony.

    • Budda November 12th, 2014 at 10:26

      I am thinking the same thing. So many Xtian clowns.

    • M D Reese November 12th, 2014 at 17:33

      (They don’t know how mirrors work.)

  9. Cosmic_Surfer November 12th, 2014 at 10:01

    Clowns are friggin’ scary to little children but then maybe that’s appropriate. I ran scared from the Methodist Church with good reason

    ***Edit – if one actually understands “Methodism” they would run too – Institutionalizing religious dogma as OCD

  10. Cosmic_Surfer November 12th, 2014 at 11:01

    Clowns are friggin’ scary to little children but then maybe that’s appropriate. I ran scared from the Methodist Church with good reason

    ***Edit – if one actually understands “Methodism” they would run too – Institutionalizing religious dogma as OCD

  11. tiredoftea November 12th, 2014 at 12:09

    So much stupid, so little time.

  12. tiredoftea November 12th, 2014 at 13:09

    So much stupid, so little time.

  13. Ol Blue November 12th, 2014 at 13:36

    The clowns have taken over Congress so they may as well take over religion too. In Clown We Trust. We’re doomed!

    • M D Reese November 12th, 2014 at 16:31

      It’s time to reissue the three dollar bill!

  14. Ol Blue November 12th, 2014 at 14:36

    The clowns have taken over Congress so they may as well take over religion too. In Clown We Trust. We’re doomed!

    • M D Reese November 12th, 2014 at 17:31

      It’s time to reissue the three dollar bill!

  15. fancypants November 12th, 2014 at 19:44

    No, it really won’t. Imagine if Jehovah’s Witnesses dressed as clowns, too

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    Since Jehovah’s witness is mostly sponsored by corporations The clown outfits would be a welcome sight. sort of like coming out of the closet

  16. fancypants November 12th, 2014 at 20:44

    No, it really won’t. Imagine if Jehovah’s Witnesses dressed as clowns, too

    —————————————————–
    Since Jehovah’s witness is mostly sponsored by corporations The clown outfits would be a welcome sight. sort of like coming out of the closet

  17. mmaynard119 November 14th, 2014 at 10:07

    Is this the “think tank” that Ben Carson is going to run?

  18. mmaynard119 November 14th, 2014 at 11:07

    Is this the “think tank” that Ben Carson is going to run?

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