Mississippi Woman Who Burglarized Students’ Cars Says She Was Looking For ISIS Members
According to Jackson County authorities, a 41-year-old Hurley woman was caught stealing from East Central High School students’ vehicles in Mississippi because she was looking for members of the terrorist group ISIS, according to Gulf Live.
She suspected Islamic State militants were hiding out in students’ cars. Or she was just stealing stuff and came up with a godawful excuse when confronted by police.
Roche is charged with commercial burglary of an automobile. According to authorities, she was caught stealing sunglasses and other personal items from vehicles parked at her children’s school.
Seriously, if you were a sneaky ISIS member, the best place to hide out is in a car at a children’s school, while trying to blend in with sunglasses and personal items found in the vehicle.
Roche’s history includes, misdemeanor careless driving, felony embezzlement and felony burglary, according to the Jackson County Sheriff’s Department.
She remained in custody on Friday afternoon, awaiting an initial hearing.
Roche could face up to five years in prison and a $10,000 fine if convicted.
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William October 5th, 2014 at 01:54
Did you fall from heaven? Because your face is pretty f^cked up.
William October 5th, 2014 at 01:54
Did you fall from heaven? Because your face is pretty f^cked up.
majii October 5th, 2014 at 02:20
When I first looked at her face, I got a case of the heebee jeebies, like things were crawling on my skin, so I had to take another look and noticed that its just her weird tattoos.
Her tattoos still don’t excuse her for breaking into teens cars and lying about it. She’s a lying thief and she knows it.
If she was looking for ISIS members in their cars, I was looking for Santa Claus under my bed, and I wasn’t.
majii October 5th, 2014 at 02:20
When I first looked at her face, I got a case of the heebee jeebies, like things were crawling on my skin, so I had to take another look and noticed that its just her weird tattoos.
Her tattoos still don’t excuse her for breaking into teens cars and lying about it. She’s a lying thief and she knows it.
If she was looking for ISIS members in their cars, I was looking for Santa Claus under my bed, and I wasn’t.
rg9rts October 5th, 2014 at 02:53
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rg9rts October 5th, 2014 at 02:53
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Guy Lauten October 5th, 2014 at 06:12
Meth meth meth, oh and a bit more meth. Dear me.
Guy Lauten October 5th, 2014 at 06:12
Meth meth meth, oh and a bit more meth. Dear me.
Mainah October 5th, 2014 at 09:23
She did that to her face, which the ‘artists’ should hang their heads in shame, and then goes to her kids’ school and steals from the student’s cars. Yeah. Her kids will have a social life after this. not.
And the Mother of the Year Award goes to ….
Mainah October 5th, 2014 at 09:23
She did that to her face, which the ‘artists’ should hang their heads in shame, and then goes to her kids’ school and steals from the student’s cars. Yeah. Her kids will have a social life after this. not.
And the Mother of the Year Award goes to ….
Denise October 5th, 2014 at 10:28
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fancypants October 5th, 2014 at 16:37
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Denise October 5th, 2014 at 10:28
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burqa October 5th, 2014 at 20:42
I tried an excuse like that once.
Didn’t work for me, neither. It went something like this:
“Honest, officer, I was just walking down the street, minding my own business when I looked down and poof! There it was! A whole bunch of drugs and paraphernalia, right there on the sidewalk where kids could get ahold of them. I was just now on my way to the po-lice station to turn it all in…”
burqa October 5th, 2014 at 20:42
I tried an excuse like that once.
Didn’t work for me, neither. It went something like this:
“Honest, officer, I was just walking down the street, minding my own business when I looked down and poof! There it was! A whole bunch of drugs and paraphernalia, right there on the sidewalk where kids could get ahold of them. I was just now on my way to the po-lice station to turn it all in…”