Obama Broke Politics Again: Sent John Boehner An Email That Got Him Hopping Mad!

Oh, Barack Hussein Obama, do you never tire of Breaking Politics™? The Boogaloo Shrimp of Washington, DC was at it again this week, ruining any chance of bipartisan cooperation by sending an email that made Speaker of the House John Boehner (R-OH) so mad, he couldn’t reply for fear of what he might say.

Boehner told Politico that the Heisenberg-in-Chief really set him off with an email reply to Boehner’s sincere birthday wishes:

Dear John,

if you really want me to have a happy birthday, why don’t you shove that lawsuit up you gaping orange asshole? Thanx!

Barack

Won’t you consider donating $5, $10, $15, or whatever you can to Organizing For America?

No, that wasn’t it. It was even worse:

“We got a president, listen, it’s his birthday,” Boehner said here at a bar packed with 250 people. “I called him today to wish him a happy birthday. Told his staff, ‘Tell him I said happy birthday.’ And he sends me an email back telling me how good his golf game is. I wanted to reply, but I didn’t. I did not reply, I wanted to, because I would’ve said a few things.”

That’s right, John Boehner is pissed off at the President for making gracious email chit-chat about the only piece of personal common ground Boehner has permitted them to have.

It couldn’t have helped Boehner’s mood that he couldn’t get the President on the phone, or that he’s reduced to humblebragging in bars about getting an email from the President, but the fact remains that Barack Obama is a horrible person who is continuing to break politics every chance he gets. I bet he didn’t even get Boehner a present for his own birthday, so Boehner wouldn’t feel left out, or re-light the candles so Boehner could have a turn blowing them out.

In Obama’s defense, though, at least he replied to Boehner, which is more than you can say for God:

(H)e said he believes that he’s doing God’s bidding in the Capitol. To that, a woman in the crowd hollered “praise God.”
“I have not one doubt that I’m doing exactly what God has in mind for me,” Boehner said. “But there are days when I sit in my office and go, ‘Hello? Hello?’”

Don’t worry, John, God’s there. He’s just crouching quietly behind the door until you give up and move on to the next house.

So, there you have it. Barack Obama is breaking politics because he sent a polite email to a man who is convinced he’s on a mission from God to impeach sue the President, yeah, that’s the ticket.

By: Tommy Christopher

Tommy Christopher is The Daily Banter's White House Correspondent and Political Analyst. He's been a political reporter and liberal commentator since 2007, and has covered the White House since the beginning of the Obama administration, first for PoliticsDaily, and then for Mediaite. Christopher is a frequent guest on a variety of television, radio, and online programs, and was the villain in the documentaries The Audacity of Democracy and Hating Breitbart. He's also That Guy Who Live-Tweeted His Own Heart Attack, and the only person to have ever received public apologies from both Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck.