C’mon People, Smile On Your Brother

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From: Carl
Sent: Monday, June 23, 2008 10:29 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Last WeekI paid particular attention to your suits last week. I had no idea that K-Mart sold wannabe suits. One of two things, either grow real shoulders to fit the suits or consider buying suits that fit. Think green; save the padding.

I have an idea for Barracks logo; substitute a “Black Bird” for the eagle since he is playing the RACE card.

Carl

From: Lisa
Sent: Monday, June 23, 2008 10:04 PM
To: Alan
Subject: 6/23/08

Listening to you tonight about what kind of nation America is regarding religion brought me beyond anger. It made me really sad. The continuous excuses liberals like yourself make trying to defy and obliterate what this country grew from and was built upon scares me in a way I can’t explain. What will become of our free country if it continues to be stripped of the very virtues that have made it so great? Christianity is what formed our values for humanity, not Islam. Why are liberals slowly but surely wiping out our words, songs, and speeches that we have forever held dear while embracing our homeland? America has welcomed all but not to change it to a communist place or make us conform to another way of living. Anyone with common sense, truly, would know Obama is the one to lead us to all that is un-American and put us in danger, because he doesn’t know any better and doesn’t see America the way true Americans that love their country. If he did, he wouldn’t want to strip it, change it, and degrade the people. I am stunned and fearful of him.

From: Alan
Sent: Monday, June 23, 2008 10:46 PM
To: Lisa
Subject: RE: 6/23/08Lisa,

What exactly are you afraid of? You are not going to be allowed to worship? To sing a song? To say a prayer? Your speech is going to be compromised? Please explain to me how this will happen.

From: Darrell
Sent: Monday, June 23, 2008 9:42 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Watching your show

YOU NEVER cease to amaze me. You seem to get MORE STUPID with each show.

You could take a few pointers from Sean. ALSO, listen when Disc Morris talks and STOP interrupting him. You MUST HAVE heard the saying – you can learn ONLY when you listen. So please shut your IDIOT mouth and LEARN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Darrell

From: EW
Sent: Monday, June 23, 2008 8:30 PM
To: Alan
Subject: lies,spin & blather

you still have not learned a single,simple courteous thing about politeness. in every day terms you are dumber than a red brick, or dirt. and thats slaming the brick or the good clean dirt.the man on your radio show that callrd you on your rudeness and said he would get up and walk out. i thought he was going to say he would get up and (i will be nice) slap the pure living crap out of you. it would be well deserved. i hope fox cans you before i can’t you anymore on the hannity show and stop watching altogether. it’s close now. between you and all of the bimbos with the hair in their eyes throwing their heads back to get the hair out of their eyes and laughing and giggling at everyhing is just too much. the rediculous liberals you have on are just to much. especialy lanny davis,bob beckle. you are three of a kind that a full house can’t beat. blather on, blather on colmes.your an expert at it.

Later

From: Alan
Sent: Monday, June 23, 2008 11:03 PM
To: EW
Subject: RE: lies,spin & blather

How are those grammar lessons coming along?

From: JR
Sent: Tuesday, June 24, 2008 12:23 AM
To: Alan
Subject: (no subject)

you do nothing to show your intelligence…….you do however, show people how disgustingly ignorant you are.

From: Bob
Sent: Tuesday, June 24, 2008 12:22 AM
To: Show -Colmes
Subject: Liberals

Alan Colmes has four or five canned responses to any comment or question, he acts like a robot programmed by the DNC with canned responses.

It really makes me physically ill to hear him speak.

There is no way I can express the depth of my dislike for him.

I have to change channels when he comes on or chimes in with one of his programmed responses.

Can he not be removed from the show.

Bob Beckel is less offensive and would be a good replacement if you really need a liberal on he show.

From: Bob
Sent: Tuesday, June 24, 2008 2:28 AM
To: Alan
Subject: Your comments on TV.
Allen,
After listening to you on Hannity & Colmes for quite some time now, I’ve come to the conclusion that it would be best if you changed your profession to a Proctologist. You know more about Obama and the rest of the assholes who support him than you do about current events.

Bob

From: Sam
Sent: Tuesday, June 24, 2008 1:10 AM
To: Alan
Subject: ???

Hey Alan,

Just curious here. How can you sit there night after night and be exposed to so many highly intelligent guests and maintain your unusual position of opposition to reason and common sense?

When you listen (or do you?) to learned people like Newt Ginrich, Oliver North, and others who obviously care about our country and our future generations (do YOU have children sir?) who warn us about terrorists; how are you able to say the things you do?! We are at war. We don’t give rights and legal assistance to people who are trying to kill us. Do you understand the mindset of the radical islamists at all? Do you realize that they want YOU and YOUR family dead as well? It would seem not.

Dick Morris regularly blows you out of the water as he did tonight when you persisted in asking inane questions and making absurd statements. Sad…

You are truly amazing in your persistence of lunacy with the opportunity afforded to you on your show. Are you really so naive or is this all “show business?

Sincerely,

Sam

From: Ralph
Sent: Tuesday, June 24, 2008 7:02 PM
To: Alan
Subject:

No one on TV is as crude and rude as you are to guests,
But then again that’s PAR for a slimy weasel like you,
I’m waiting for a guest with guts one night to tell you
To stuff it and walk out! AMEN

Ralph

From: Linda and Anita
Sent: Tuesday, June 24, 2008 8:33 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Your Liberal Views

Mr.Colmes…

My sister and I watch Hannity and Colmes on a regular basis (as we reside in the same household). Some evenings, I think my sister will throw something at the TV when you are on. Your blatant liberal views are beyond just liberal; you pander to any black and/or liberal guests. You also interrupt anyone who is not a liberal and who you don’t agree with; you are a rude individual. Please note, regarding the current race for President…we are sick and tired of your opinion as it is so left wing biased and it is intolerable. You mention that you speak for all of us. News flash…you don’t speak for us. IAs Jews, we feel that you are a disgrace as a Jew. How could you support anyone for President who is willing to sit down and “talk” with known terrorist leaders who want to wipe Israel off the face of the planet? Your co-host, Sean is more pro-Israel and appears to embrace the Jewish plight more than you do!

Linda and Anita

From: Alan
Sent: Tuesday, June 24, 2008 10:43 PM
To: Linda and Anita
Subject: RE: Your Liberal Views

I don’t claim to speak for anyone except myself. As for being a liberal and giving liberal views. That’s what I do, just as Sean gives views which liberals find as offensive as you find mine. That is the nature of our show, a debate show, which is designed to give a side you don’t agree with…Oh…and being “pro-Israel” doesn’t mean just being for the party in power, any more than being “pro-America” means being pro-Bush or pro-Republican. “The Jewish plight” and Israeli politics are two very different things.

From: Linda and Anita
Sent: Wednesday, June 25, 2008 10:58 AM
To: Alan
Subject: Re: Your Liberal Views

Thank you for responding to my e-mail. We will continue to watch your program and get angry at your usual rhetoric. Have a good day.

Linda and Anita

From: MARK
Sent: Wednesday, June 25, 2008 9:50 PM
To: Alan
Subject: you

SHUT-UP ALAN!!!!! B_TCH!!!!!!

From: rollsrice
Sent: Wednesday, June 25, 2008 9:42 PM
To: Alan
Subject: A Coward Called Colmes

Comb Over,
When a guest is on that you don’t agree with, why don’t you just STFU. You are constantly stepping on people, like what you have to say is sooo important. In reality you are a weasel that is riding the coattails of Hannity. Why don’t you get your own show? It would probably last through the first show and then we would be rid of your sorry ass. I know that I am really taking a chance telling you this and getting you angry. I saw you when you were covering Katrina, and I remember thinking: Why does that guy have threads hanging from his shirt? Then I realized the threads were your arms. Do us all a favor and quit the show. You wouldn’t have the guts to start out on your own. On second thought, guts aren’t part of your makeup. Is Fritz Hollings the guy who used to have a chain of stores selling chicken?

From: Jack
Sent: Wednesday, June 25, 2008 9:33 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Comments

Dear Alan,

I just finished watching the segment with Carl Rover, and I have to admit you’re an embarrassment to us real Democrats. Do you have any idea just how much of a donkey you look like on the air?

By: Alan

Alan Colmes is the publisher of Liberaland.