Nestle Apologizes For Candy With A (Ahem) Penis
Click here for reuse options!A London lawyer complained that he bought a candy bar with a penis-like shape imprinted on it — and Nestle actually apologized.
Robin Jacobs, 31, said he was eating a Milkybar during Sunday’s World Cup final and was stunned to see what he called an “inappropriate” image.
“What on earth is a penis doing on a kids’ chocolate bar?” he asked, per Metro. “There’s no point denying what it looks like. It is obvious –- we can all see it.”…
Jacobs reportedly griped he will now remember the 2014 World Cup for the “Milkybar penis.” He said he ate the candy anyway, outlets noted.
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21 responses to Nestle Apologizes For Candy With A (Ahem) Penis
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Obewon July 19th, 2014 at 07:09
It’s a beluga whale cozying up to 2 seals and an Afghan hound! The lawyer is clearly intimidated by his candy envy.
Obewon July 19th, 2014 at 07:09
It’s a Manatee baby! Cozying up to 2 seals and an Alaskan husky. The lawyer is clearly intimidated by candy envy.
Tommy6860 July 19th, 2014 at 07:45
So, the lawyer felt he got dicked on the candy bar :D
Tommy6860 July 19th, 2014 at 07:45
So, the lawyer felt he got dicked on the candy bar :D
edmeyer_able July 19th, 2014 at 09:00
I hate to point out the obvious here but many candy bars have had nuts for years.
edmeyer_able July 19th, 2014 at 09:00
I hate to point out the obvious here but many candy bars have had nuts for years.
Anomaly 100 July 19th, 2014 at 09:05
Hey hey hey, just a minute here! I thought I did all of the penis posts!
neworleans878 July 19th, 2014 at 11:08
Clear case of penis post envy.
Anomaly 100 July 19th, 2014 at 09:05
Hey hey hey, just a minute here! I thought I did all of the penis posts!
nola878 July 19th, 2014 at 11:08
Clear case of penis post envy.
M D Reese July 19th, 2014 at 12:59
For one thing, that is NOT chocolate.
M D Reese July 19th, 2014 at 12:59
For one thing, that is NOT chocolate.
Billy Jackson July 19th, 2014 at 13:09
Must have been their new penis butter bar.
Some serious overtones with their phallic diagram on a whiteish, milky-colored cream surprise.
Carla Akins July 19th, 2014 at 15:13
That – will not be a good seller.
Billy Jackson July 19th, 2014 at 13:09
Must have been their new penis butter bar.
Some serious overtones with their phallic diagram on a whiteish, milky-colored cream surprise.
Carla Akins July 19th, 2014 at 15:13
That – will not be a good seller.
labman57 July 19th, 2014 at 13:24
It’s like seeing images in the clouds or taking a Rorschach test — what you perceive reflects how your mind works.
labman57 July 19th, 2014 at 13:24
It’s like seeing images in the clouds or taking a Rorschach test — what you perceive reflects how your mind works.
Billy Jackson July 19th, 2014 at 14:32
Exactly. And the perception in my mind of a whinny asshole that’s all upset over what he thinks might be a dick, is pussy. And not in the literal sense.
Bunya July 19th, 2014 at 15:55
I don’t see it. Geez. If candy bar companies are gonna put designs that look like penises on their candy bars, the least they can do is make the designs LOOK like penises!
Bunya July 19th, 2014 at 15:55
I don’t see it. Geez. If candy bar companies are gonna put designs that look like penises on their candy bars, the least they can do is make the designs LOOK like penises!