Latest Conspiracy Theory: Obama Bankrolling Catholic Charities

Posted by | July 17, 2014 14:30 | Filed under: Contributors Eric Trommater News Behaving Badly Opinion Politics Top Stories


This just in from Conspiracy Central: Obama planned the refugee crisis at the American border and now he has the Catholic Church to do his dirty work.


RWNJ publication Liberty News has released documents they say “proves the Obama administration was bankrolling America’s churches back in 2010. And the tens of millions were flowing in to prepare for the invasion currently underway. ”

Their proof?

Between Dec 2010 and Nov 2013, the Catholic Charities Diocese of Galveston received $15,549,078 in federal grants from Health & Human Services for “Unaccompanied Alien Children Project” with a program description of “Refugee and Entry Assistance.”

Last year, the Catholic Charities Diocese of Fort Worth received $350,000 from Department of Homeland Security for “citizenship and education training” with a program description of “citizenship and immigration services.”

This was enough to get the “Obama caused the refugee crisis to try to pass immigration reform” conspiracy juices flowing. In an interview with Texas Star Telegram writer Bud Kennedy, Longview Republican (and anti-immigration activist) Terri Harris Hill stated:

“I think there is something suspicious because the government started awarding grants before the surge, I mean, how did they know?”

No mention of course has been made of how the children knew to start coming to the border in order to overwhelm HHS services in the first place. The crazy idea that the HHS, seeing how events in Central America might press some to flee to US border and tried to prepare for it, is, of course, crazy Marxist talk.

A refugee crisis, exacerbated by a 2008 Bush administration law allowing Mexican children to be returned to their country but providing a process for Central American children, is Obama’s plan. It’s as simple as that. Wake up sheeple!

We will have to wait for the Peggy Noonans and Rick Perrys of the world to fill in the gaps in this theory. Until then, here is a funny video of otters wearing tinfoil hats.

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By: Eric Trommater

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30 responses to Latest Conspiracy Theory: Obama Bankrolling Catholic Charities

  1. Eric Trommater July 17th, 2014 at 14:47

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-0TEJMJOhk

  2. Eric Trommater July 17th, 2014 at 14:47

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-0TEJMJOhk

  3. arc99 July 17th, 2014 at 14:56

    But I thought Catholics hated the President due to his war on religious freedom.

    You need a damn scorecard to keep up with the latest right wing conspiracy-du-jour.

    • Eric Trommater July 17th, 2014 at 15:02

      That’s what they want you to think! It’s all part of the elaborate scheme.

    • Roctuna July 17th, 2014 at 19:19

      On the same day, Ted Cruz is telling them that Obama is selectively persecuting catholics.

      • burqa July 17th, 2014 at 22:16

        The left hand doesn’t know what the right hand is doing!

  4. arc99 July 17th, 2014 at 14:56

    But I thought Catholics hated the President due to his war on religious freedom.

    You need a damn scorecard to keep up with the latest right wing conspiracy-du-jour.

    • Eric Trommater July 17th, 2014 at 15:02

      That’s what they want you to think! It’s all part of the elaborate scheme.

    • Roctuna July 17th, 2014 at 19:19

      On the same day, Ted Cruz is telling them that Obama is selectively persecuting catholics.

      • burqa July 17th, 2014 at 22:16

        The left hand doesn’t know what the right hand is doing!

  5. Carla Akins July 17th, 2014 at 15:00

    Instead of acknowledging the analysts appropriately recognized the trend, did a good job of sharing the data, appropriated funds and properly prepared for the event, it’s a conspiracy? Oh good grief.

    • R.J. Carter July 17th, 2014 at 15:45

      People keep trying to cast him as a Gilligan, when he’s so totally a Moriarty.

      • arc99 July 17th, 2014 at 15:51

        repeating a similar analogy I heard, on even numbered dates he’s Homer Simpson and odd-numbered days he’s Tony Soprano. today is the 17th, so we are right on schedule.

  6. Carla Akins July 17th, 2014 at 15:00

    Instead of acknowledging the analysts appropriately recognized the trend, did a good job of sharing the data, appropriated funds and properly prepared for the event, it’s a conspiracy? Oh good grief.

    • R.J. Carter July 17th, 2014 at 15:45

      People keep trying to cast him as a Gilligan, when he’s so totally a Moriarty.

      • arc99 July 17th, 2014 at 15:51

        repeating a similar analogy I heard, on even numbered dates he’s Homer Simpson and odd-numbered days he’s Tony Soprano. today is the 17th, so we are right on schedule.

  7. neworleans878 July 17th, 2014 at 17:59

    Eric…you really otter post more videos like this! LOL!

  8. nola878 July 17th, 2014 at 17:59

    Eric…you really otter post more videos like this! LOL!

  9. Skip Patterson July 17th, 2014 at 20:52

    Well somebody notify Darrell Issa so we can have another baseless investigation wasting the time of Congress and millions of tax dollars which in the end will produce zero evidence of any wrongdoing. Seems like right-wingers are having a fit over the government trying to deal with the immigration crises but when it comes to investigations that never go anywhere why we have an unlimited amount of money to spend.

    And what’s this stuff about the President asking the Congress for 4 billion dollars? A dictator doesn’t ask the Congress for money, they tell the Congress that I am taking 4 billion dollars and if you don’t like it tough. And if you go running your mouth to the press about this I will have you executed. Someone really needs to E-mail the President and tell him he is not doing his job as Dictator in Chief.

  10. Skip Patterson July 17th, 2014 at 20:52

    Well somebody notify Darrell Issa so we can have another baseless investigation wasting the time of Congress and millions of tax dollars which in the end will produce zero evidence of any wrongdoing. Seems like right-wingers are having a fit over the government trying to deal with the immigration crises but when it comes to investigations that never go anywhere why we have an unlimited amount of money to spend.

    And what’s this stuff about the President asking the Congress for 4 billion dollars? A dictator doesn’t ask the Congress for money, they tell the Congress that I am taking 4 billion dollars and if you don’t like it tough. And if you go running your mouth to the press about this I will have you executed. Someone really needs to E-mail the President and tell him he is not doing his job as Dictator in Chief.

  11. fancypants July 17th, 2014 at 21:43

    Did you say something about rick perry ? We were looking for him…

  12. fancypants July 17th, 2014 at 21:43

    Did you say something about rick perry ? We were looking for him…

  13. burqa July 17th, 2014 at 22:15

    Just another sneaky trick by Obomber to hide the fact that he’s a secret Muzlum…. Who would ever suspect a Muzlum funnelling money to the Catholics?

  14. burqa July 17th, 2014 at 22:15

    Just another sneaky trick by Obomber to hide the fact that he’s a secret Muzlum…. Who would ever suspect a Muzlum funnelling money to the Catholics?

  15. Obewon July 18th, 2014 at 00:00

    This is eerily similar to the SCOTUS wife ramblings of Ginni Thomas “Liberty News has released documents they say “proves the Obama administration was bankrolling America’s churches back in 2010.” -Ginni formed Liberty Consulting after she was criticized for her work at Liberty Central, a non-profit tea party organization that also lobbied against the health care law. Ginni later stepped down from Liberty Central, but her involvement in conservative politics extends beyond these two groups. Among Ginni’s former employers is the Heritage Foundation, another vocal critic of the healthcare law. She currently works as a “special correspondent” ‘ucker Carlson’a fantasy website The Daily Caller.

    In January 2011, Justice Thomas “inadvertently” left out information about his wife’s employment, including earnings over the past 13 years that added up to as much as $1.6 Million in Koch Brothers Payola. http://mediamatters.org/blog/2013/07/29/groundswell-ginni-thomas-and-continued-conflict/195117

  16. Obewon July 18th, 2014 at 00:00

    This is eerily similar to the SCOTUS wife ramblings of Ginni Thomas “Liberty News has released documents they say “proves the Obama administration was bankrolling America’s churches back in 2010.” -Ginni formed Liberty Consulting after she was criticized for her work at Liberty Central, a non-profit tea party organization that also lobbied against the health care law. Ginni later stepped down from Liberty Central, but her involvement in conservative politics extends beyond these two groups. Among Ginni’s former employers is the Heritage Foundation, another vocal critic of the healthcare law. She currently works as a “special correspondent” at ‘ucker Carlson’a fantasy website The Daily Caller.

    In January 2011, Justice Thomas “inadvertently” left out information about his wife’s employment, including earnings over the past 13 years that added up to as much as $1.6 Million in Koch Brothers Payola. http://mediamatters.org/blog/2013/07/29/groundswell-ginni-thomas-and-continued-conflict/195117

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