If There Was A Pulitzer for Trolling, Glenn Greenwald Would Totally Win
In addition to using his platform to relentlessly shame and scold anyone who isn’t as ideologically unsullied as he is, author and editor for The Intercept Glenn Greenwald is absolutely a professional troll. This feature of his generally crotchety, snippy personality manifests itself mostly on Twitter, where he brandishes the format’s 140 character poking-stick and routinely jabs it in the neck of the establishment (which he himself is now a part of) or, for that matter, just about anyone who falls in line with popular opinion.
Being not unintelligent, Greenwald knows exactly how to bludgeon a news event that even remotely overlaps his two or three areas of interest — zinging the debate with his special brand of pious, self-righteous indignation. You can almost envision him authoritatively clicking the blue “Tweet” button then cackling, “HA! That’ll show ’em! Suckerrrrrs!”
But yesterday on Twitter, Greenwald broke through another rock layer, drilling deeper into an all new substrata of trolling awfulness.
In the midst of the public debate surrounding the controversial homecoming of Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl, the last American POW held by the Taliban in Afghanistan, Greenwald naturally didn’t offer up any words of congratulations or even criticism of those who are demonizing the former POW. Because of course he didn’t. Greenwald offering any sentiment remotely sympathetic to the military or the officials who negotiated Bergdahl’s freedom is anathema to his well-crafted brand as a persnickety contrarian who eschews anything related to the government or the military (minus Chelsea Manning, that is).
Instead, here’s what he tweeted to his 362,000 followers:
Yeah, huge shocker that Americans are more sympathetic to an American soldier held captive for five years than a gaggle of al-Qaida terrorists and Taliban leaders. How silly of us. We should be grateful that Greenwald is here to scold us for our obviously lopsided sympathies. We’re such monsters, applauding the return of an American.
Also, note the use of the word “cage,” which is one of Greenwald’s hot-rotation words, trotted out whenever someone he supports is threatened with prison. Sorry, Greenwald, but prisoners are held in prison cells — what you call “cages” — because if they weren’t, they wouldn’t be in prison. It’s unclear what Greenwald would consider to be an acceptable means of detaining prisoners because cells are clearly out of the question.
Of course Greenwald’s contention is that none of the remaining Guantanamo detainees have been charged or convicted of any crimes, so they shouldn’t be in “cages” at all… READ MORE
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By: Bob Cesca
Bob Cesca is the managing editor at The Daily Banter (www.thedailybanter.com) and a Huffington Post contributor since 2005. He's worked in journalism since 1988 as a print writer/editor, a radio news anchor, a digital media columnist/editor, a book author and blogger. He's the co-host of the Bubble Genius Bob & Chez Show podcast and a Thursday regular on the syndicated Stephanie Miller Show. He's appeared on numerous other radio shows including the John Phillips Show and Geraldo Rivera Show in Los Angeles. Bob has been a commentator/analyst on the BBC (TV and radio), MSNBC, Current TV, CNN and Sky News. Following him on Twitter: @bobcesca_go
8 responses to If There Was A Pulitzer for Trolling, Glenn Greenwald Would Totally Win
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Mark Quincy Adams June 5th, 2014 at 11:01
The simplistic world Greenwald lives in mirrors the one on the Right. No coincidence they both hate Obama. It’s a two teird attempt to destroy progressives and the Democratic Party. The Right Wing seeks to attract low information citizens who fear the changing world around them. Greenwald wants to peel off those whose idealism overtakes their rationality. Both exploit the fear and naïveté of Americans for their selfish political motives. Both are causing great damage to our nation.
Mark Quincy Adams June 5th, 2014 at 11:01
The simplistic world Greenwald lives in mirrors the one on the Right. No coincidence they both hate Obama. It’s a two teird attempt to destroy progressives and the Democratic Party. The Right Wing seeks to attract low information citizens who fear the changing world around them. Greenwald wants to peel off those whose idealism overtakes their rationality. Both exploit the fear and naïveté of Americans for their selfish political motives. Both are causing great damage to our nation.
BanditBasheert June 5th, 2014 at 11:57
Greenwald has no more cover – everyone knows he is simply a grumpy curmudgeon.
BanditBasheert June 5th, 2014 at 11:57
Greenwald has no more cover – everyone knows he is simply a grumpy curmudgeon.
Tom Ward June 5th, 2014 at 13:50
From the ACLU: https://www.aclu.org/files/imce_images/Infographics/DEM13-Infographic-Gitmo-REL6-2.png
Tom Ward June 5th, 2014 at 13:50
From the ACLU:
https://www.aclu.org/national-security/guantanamo-numbers
https://www.aclu.org/files/imce_images/Infographics/DEM13-Infographic-Gitmo-REL6-2.png
donschneider June 5th, 2014 at 15:06
Greenwald is a schmuck. He makes money off of speaking engagements and book royalties while his stooge languishes in Russia sucking up to Putin and he has the audacity to assail Sgt Bergdahl . Follow the money people and you will see that Greenwald is a self serving jackass living off of Right Wing Groups who pay for the opportunity to hide their racist attacks on the President behind the “spying government” straw man. Boy are we a nation of suckers !
donschneider June 5th, 2014 at 15:06
Greenwald is a schmuck. He makes money off of speaking engagements and book royalties while his stooge languishes in Russia sucking up to Putin and he has the audacity to assail Sgt Bergdahl . Follow the money people and you will see that Greenwald is a self serving jackass living off of Right Wing Groups who pay for the opportunity to hide their racist attacks on the President behind the “spying government” straw man. Boy are we a nation of suckers !