Where To Hide Your Piece

Posted by | May 29, 2014 11:25 | Filed under: Contributors Opinion Politics Tengrain Top Stories

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One gun manufacturer takes gun safely seriously, and has produced a guide on where to hide your piece (heh) in every room of your home. Here’s a few ideas courtesy of Beretta:

The tank of the toilet is a viable (though not ideal) back-up option for storage — just make sure the handgun is double (or triple) wrapped to avoid any moisture coming into contact with your gun or ammo.

Your laundry hamper offers a lot storage potential for handguns as thieves are usually not interested in your soiled clothes. Store the gun in a bag and hide amongst your unmentionables or, utilize a liner and hide underneath. This method works as a dirty solution for hotel stays too.

Whenever drywall work presents itself, you have the opportunity to hide a handgun before sealing up any holes.

An empty cereal box in the pantry stored on a high shelf is a decent short term solution.

In the spirit of helpfulness, we’ve spent literally moments coming up with a few suggestions:

  • Inside your baseball cap collection
  • Behind the sun visor in your car
  • Inside a tree hollow

I cannot imagine what could go wrong with using a cereal box, or having to punch a hole in the wall. All sarcasm aside: lock your unloaded gun(s) up in a gun safe. Or better yet, choose not to have one at all.

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By: Tengrain

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14 responses to Where To Hide Your Piece

  1. John Boy May 29th, 2014 at 11:54

    Is there any way I can unsee that photo? It gives a whole new meaning to porn. Ugh. Sick.

  2. John Boy May 29th, 2014 at 11:54

    Is there any way I can unsee that photo? It gives a whole new meaning to the word porn. Ugh. I think I’m gonna be sick.

  3. Shades May 29th, 2014 at 12:05

    Cereal box on a high shelf? Yeah, that’ll work. Why not just put it in a cookie jar on top of the fridge. Nothing kickstarts a kid’s interest in engineering like building scaffolding in the kitchen.

  4. Shades May 29th, 2014 at 12:05

    Cereal box on a high shelf? Yeah, that’ll work. Why not just put it in a cookie jar on top of the fridge. Nothing kickstarts a kid’s interest in engineering like building scaffolding in the kitchen.

  5. uzza May 29th, 2014 at 12:13

    I know a place they can shove their gun where it will be well hidden.

    • Billy Jackson May 29th, 2014 at 15:25

      Uzza, I’m ready to begin work on our next musical project anytime you are……..

  6. uzza May 29th, 2014 at 12:13

    I know a place they can shove their gun where it will be well hidden.

    • Billy Jackson May 29th, 2014 at 15:25

      Uzza, I’m ready to begin work on our next musical project anytime you are……..

  7. John Boy May 29th, 2014 at 12:22

    The moron in the photo is Wayne LaPierre’s identical twin brother, Pierre LaPierre, the brains of the family.

  8. John Boy May 29th, 2014 at 12:22

    The moron in the photo is Wayne LaPierre’s identical twin brother, Pierre LaPierre, the brains of the family.

  9. M D Reese May 29th, 2014 at 12:48

    Oh thanks a lot! Some things just can’t be unseen.

  10. M D Reese May 29th, 2014 at 12:48

    Oh thanks a lot! Some things just can’t be unseen.

  11. Billy Jackson May 29th, 2014 at 15:25

    Oh sure….Add a little “PUNCH” to your Captain Crunch!

  12. Billy Jackson May 29th, 2014 at 15:25

    Oh sure….Add a little “PUNCH” to your Captain Crunch!

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