Coloring Books For Your Conservative Friends

Finally, books your conservative friends can enjoy. No big words to stumble over. Just lots of pictures to color, mazes (Help Sarah find her way to the White House) and fun games. You can help Sarah get dressed and help her choose her fishing gear – anything from an axe, a chainsaw, a pistol, and a bomb. As you know, Sarah can see Russia from Alaska. Now you can help Sarah color the Kremlin.

You can choose from The Sarah Palin Rogue Coloring & Activity Book, the Ted Cruz to the Future Coloring Book and The Tea Party Coloring Book for Kids.

The Sarah Palin book, obviously, is a parody. Sarah won’t be happy. Sadly, the Ted Cruz and Tea Party books are not parodies. They’re real. The people behind these books really do want them foisted on innocent children. In classrooms.

We were tempted to quote the publishers of the Cruz and Tea Party books but we didn’t want to raise your blood pressure to a dangerous level. Instead, here is an actual review for the Tea Party book from Amazon.com. It’s priceless.

I have been looking for a good way to indoctrinate my children to my shallow, petty, simplistic, selfish, xenophobic worldview. Benghazi. They simply don’t enjoy listening to Glenn Beck or watching Fox & Friends as much as I do. Benghazi. Luckily, this fantastic book demonstrates important values to my kids like how the Tea Party was a response to a black . . . I mean overreaching president who is systematically destroying the country with his constitutional overreach except on the days that he is a do-nothing empty suit. Benghazi. Also, the Tea Party is an organic movement and not funded by the Koch Brothers. Benghazi. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to get back to arguing with liberals on the internet in the comments section. Benghazi. Why don’t you people get it?!?

By: Dave

Dave is the webmaster of StrangerAmerica.com, a website devoted to the greatness that is Dick Cheney.

He is also the creator of RonnieReagan.com, a site devoted to a man considered by some to have been one of the better B-grade actors to portray a U.S. president.

You will find the complete writings of Dave at LookAmerica.com, including his quest for the perfect meatball and his encounters with Pat the Nazi and the Psycho Dentist.