And Here You Thought A Christian Teacher Would Never Lie

It’s a true and sordid tale that involves a married Christian teacher, naked pictures, and a “stolen” phone that wasn’t stolen. Thankfully, the NY Daily News is all over this turgid tale:

A Christian schoolteacher from Ohio who quit her job last year after sexy photos taken on her phone ended up online is in trouble again.

Jamie Climie has been arrested for allegedly lying to police after claiming her cellphone with the pictures had been stolen.

The married mom has been accused of not telling the truth after her iPhone was reported stolen last November.

She told police that she had only sent the racy images to her husband. Yet, somehow they appeared on the revenge porn website, My Ex.

The images showed the fifth-grade science teacher naked in front of a shower and flashing her chest.

Over 110,000 people viewed the images online, WKRC reported.

Users of the site from people who appeared to know Climie, 36, said the photos were not a surprise.

“Really sad, but not surprising,” said one. “I’ve seen her at the gym and heard rumors about her and others before. Feel terrible for the husband and kids.”

By: dave-dr-gonzo

David Hirsch, a.k.a. Dave "Doctor" Gonzo*, is a renegade record producer, video producer, writer, reformed corporate shill, and still-registered lobbyist for non-one-percenter performing artists and musicians. He lives in a heavily fortified compound in one of Manhattan's less trendy neighborhoods.

* Hirsch is the third person to use the pseudonym, a not-so-veiled tribute to journalist and author Hunter S. Thompson, with the permission of his predecessors Gene Gaudette of American Politics Journal (currently webmaster and chief bottlewasher at Liberaland) and Stephen Meese at Smashmouth Politics.