Mexican Prez to Trump: DROP DEAD

Posted by | January 26, 2017 13:16 | Filed under: News Behaving Badly Politics

Unpresidented” in modern history: a foreign leader cancels his meeting with an American president.

Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto on Thursday canceled a meeting with US President Donald Trump that had been set for next week after renewed tensions over Trump’s plan to build a wall on the border.


“This morning we have informed the White House that I will not attend the meeting scheduled for next Tuesday with the POTUS,” Peña Nieto tweeted.

Asking about the cancellation, White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer said, “We’ll look for a date to schedule something in the future. We will keep the lines of communication open.”

Yeah. Good luck with that, “Cheap Suit Sean”, because, well, “heckuva job” – your boss has bungled relations with Mexico.


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David Hirsch, a.k.a. Dave "Doctor" Gonzo*, is a renegade record producer, video producer, writer, reformed corporate shill, and still-registered lobbyist for non-one-percenter performing artists and musicians. He lives in a heavily fortified compound in one of Manhattan's less trendy neighborhoods.

* Hirsch is the third person to use the pseudonym, a not-so-veiled tribute to journalist and author Hunter S. Thompson, with the permission of his predecessors Gene Gaudette of American Politics Journal (currently webmaster and chief bottlewasher at Liberaland) and Stephen Meese at Smashmouth Politics.

96 responses to Mexican Prez to Trump: DROP DEAD

  1. Larry Schmitt January 26th, 2017 at 13:21

    Is anyone with a working brain surprised by this? Peña Nieto has nothing to gain from the meeting. Let’s see how trump spins it. Odds that the words dishonest and sad are included in his response?

    • granpa.usthai January 26th, 2017 at 23:46

      Hopefully China’s minister of trade will be quick to tweet a thank you thank you thank you to trumplands department of foreign commerce?

  2. mea_mark January 26th, 2017 at 13:27

    I hope he forces tRump to come to Mexico … just maybe, he won’t come back.

    • William January 26th, 2017 at 13:57

      The Mexicans reaction to a Trump visit would be completely worth the price of admission https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/646be6bf16afbab9932dcd486351621af174f5eca129f769e6e67789bb72e712.jpg

      • Larry Schmitt January 26th, 2017 at 14:10

        Chinga su madre!

      • crc3 January 26th, 2017 at 14:26

        I do all of that every time I see the fu*ker on tv!!

      • granpa.usthai January 26th, 2017 at 23:44

        maybe tr*mp could work off part of his debt OWED to the government of Mexico by working part time at the Molina a Rojo club in Tijuana?
        I mean, they got a donkey that gets up on stage and pees -along with other things – that COWARD COMMANDER PONME has probably proven can be done?

        Mexico gets back what he owes them in 250 to 500

        thousand years (compound interest)

        Tijuana donkeys are apt to become the most relaxed, laid back ones of their species (apart from maybe taking up smoking after the performance)

        and when trumplanders get their COWARD COMMANDER PONME back, he’ll look nothing worse for wear, maybe even have a deeper urine colored complexion!

    • Budda January 26th, 2017 at 17:38

      oh, that would be sweat!

    • granpa.usthai January 26th, 2017 at 23:12

      he already has an arrest warrant out on him for tax evasion – surprised the republican owned media hasn’t picked up on that yet.?

  3. labman57 January 26th, 2017 at 13:33

    Is a person who lacks a soul technically alive?

  4. mea_mark January 26th, 2017 at 13:33

    At the rate things are disintegrating, I wouldn’t be surprised if Mexico starts talking to Putin about getting nuclear missiles based in Mexico. tRump is pushing us toward disaster.

    • granpa.usthai January 26th, 2017 at 23:10

      in ancient times the Mexican Mayans were said to have had a viable trade industry with China. Of course, the China of those days was nothing like the China of today with Nuclear powered Submarines, Stealth Fighter Jets like the ones DPRK flies over southern Japan and South Korea every night at mach 4.7+, short range and ICBMs with mirv capabilities like the soon to be outdated DF-5B missiles, actual 100 megaton Nuclear Bombs, that are capable of frying bacon at 1200 miles out , a Military that is so numerous in personnel that the only way their own minister of defense can describe the approximate number as being BIG!
      “not exactly sure, but it’s BIG”.

      now, Mexico may or may not sign off on a Chinese Military pact (it would certainly be to their ECONOMIC benefit if they did) – but, with the friendly trade people of both countries, I’m almost certain economic trading will certainly offset any minor losses when economic ties are cut with trumpland.

  5. William January 26th, 2017 at 13:47

    On the plus side, this should keep the orange idiot busy with a three day twitter tantrum, and keep him away from anything that could actually damage something. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f9901d372b75c5900545754f1c6024d04ae97ecb70bed4c04be2ea3676c53110.jpg

    • granpa.usthai January 26th, 2017 at 22:53

      it’s funny, but I hate to see a Wally World Moose Guard denigrated by comparison with trumpland’s COWARD COMMANDER PONME. I mean, I’ve never heard of or seen a video of John Candy having Russian prostitutes urinate on him, like the one that’s being passed around in the Pentagon.

  6. crc3 January 26th, 2017 at 14:07

    DROP DEAD. Oh if only it was true!!!

  7. Red Eye Robot January 26th, 2017 at 14:09

    El Presedente Piñata is not happy

    • Jack E Raynbeau January 26th, 2017 at 14:29

      Neither is Trump*. He’s still whining about the election. He won. He needs to get over it.

      • crc3 January 26th, 2017 at 14:37

        He he “won” thanks to the Russkis and voter suppression. This means war…

    • Budda January 26th, 2017 at 17:37

      and neither are millions ( that’s right ) millions of Americans.

    • granpa.usthai January 26th, 2017 at 22:46

      He will be when he shows the Mexica people the difference between trading with trumpland (full of leaders they can’t trust) and the fair and overly generous trade deal he has secured for them with China (land where HONEST TRADE is applauded). Not to mention the economical boom that would sure to follow a joint Military venue with China.

      looks like your COWARD COMMANDER PONME may indeed need to make another hotel appointment in Russia.

  8. Foundryman January 26th, 2017 at 14:16

    Personally, I think a photo op with Mexican president Nieto pointing and shaking his finger at Trump on the tarmac would have been worth a million bucks!

  9. Bunya January 26th, 2017 at 14:18

    Good. After all, the Mexican president didn’t want a wall so why should he pay for it? And if tRump still wants a wall, wait until his constituents hear he’ll have to tax them to pay for the stupid, useless wall.

    • Foundryman January 26th, 2017 at 14:20

      He’ll just increase the debt to pay for it, thats how republicans always work.

      • Sy Colepath January 26th, 2017 at 14:55

        The debt isn’t an issue unless a Democrat is running the show.

    • crc3 January 26th, 2017 at 14:25

      Rump has already said WE are paying for his effin wall with OUR taxes. Then will be reimbursed by the Mexican government which is not happening. FU*K the bast*rd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      • Bunya January 26th, 2017 at 15:10

        Yes, but during his campaign speech, all his constituents heard was, “I will build a wall and have Mexico pay for it!”. He didn’t tell them he would raise taxes and bill Mexico. Yeah, like Mexico’s gonna pay for a wall. Good luck with that, tRump.

  10. Jack E Raynbeau January 26th, 2017 at 14:24

    True to form, Trump* is claiming that it was a mutual decision.

    • dewired4u January 26th, 2017 at 15:24

      is that like grabbing pussy?

      • Gina Bousquet January 26th, 2017 at 15:43

        It’s mutual consent. lol

        • Budda January 26th, 2017 at 17:35

          Some how I don’t think so

          • Gina Bousquet January 26th, 2017 at 17:47

            I was just playing with the meanings in the exchange.I guess with Trump it hardly is mutual consent.

            • Suzanne McFly January 26th, 2017 at 18:05

              If there is mutual consent, I would suspect the woman is having some self-hate issues going on.

              • Gina Bousquet January 26th, 2017 at 18:16

                I would think so too.

              • granpa.usthai January 26th, 2017 at 22:38

                hey!

                I think you’ve hit on a topic that kellyanne could almost honestly answer.

                It’s the damn mirror!

                that’s what it is!

  11. robert January 26th, 2017 at 14:31

    LOL how are the network’s going to explain this ?
    We can still tax goods @ 35℅ from mexico Yea that’s it !

    • dewired4u January 26th, 2017 at 15:24

      and they can make a head of lettuce cost $5…….tomatoes $8 a lb……..etc.

      • robert January 26th, 2017 at 15:26

        That’s exactly right 👍 Go get your vegetables across the globe if you don’t like our price America

    • granpa.usthai January 26th, 2017 at 22:35

      what goods from Mexico?

      the only thing they will have left to sell after a TRADE DEAL with China will be used tr*mp signature series crap, and that stuff is apt to spontaneously combust, no doubt to the high methane level that’s associated with the brand label.

      • robert January 26th, 2017 at 23:11

        It’s not like we make cars and trucks down there What was I thinking

  12. Sy Colepath January 26th, 2017 at 14:58

    Nieto got a lot of heat from the Mexican people, thanks to the rhetorical nonsense coming from the White House. We will lose a lot more friends under this administration.

  13. Willys41 January 26th, 2017 at 15:06

    And speaking of cheap suits, you should see the GQ review of Trump’s crappy suits. Baggy pants that make him look more obese. Uneven jacket sleeves. Ridiculously over-sized neckties. And the list goes on.

    Clearly, John Gotti knew more about clothes. More of a moral compass, too. Though of course he was also famous for telling people close to him how ordinary folks love the mafia.

  14. dewired4u January 26th, 2017 at 15:22

    wait until the cons can’t get any avocados for their Superbowl party……what’s a Superbowl party without guacamole…..WHAAAA!!!!!!!

  15. amersham1046 January 26th, 2017 at 15:45

    Trump acts the bully, this will not be the only time other leaders walk away

  16. Foundryman January 26th, 2017 at 15:47

    He just said a 20% tariff on all imports from Mexico would pay for it….Just WHO will pay those extra tariffs again?

    My god trump is a complete idiot.

    • The Original Just Me January 26th, 2017 at 16:00

      Complete, total, and undeniable, IDIOT.

    • StoneyCurtisll January 26th, 2017 at 16:04

      Exactly~!

    • granpa.usthai January 27th, 2017 at 00:09

      Mexico could easily set 60% on American goods to offset that, and STILL increase trade with China.

  17. The Original Just Me January 26th, 2017 at 16:05

    If the Idiot on Charge Pisses Off Mexico Too Much, they might stop selling us Tequila. Oh My God NO !!!!!

    • Budda January 26th, 2017 at 17:32

      The horror!!

    • granpa.usthai January 27th, 2017 at 00:08

      calm down, it’s OK. they’ll just sell it to China, and we can buy it from them….other than a couple
      hundred dollars difference,
      it’ll still be the original stuff.

  18. fredoandme January 26th, 2017 at 16:43

    how does one write to this mexican president to tell him just how awesome one thinks he is?

    hmmm?

  19. Jimmy Fleck January 26th, 2017 at 17:28

    We can just deduct the cost of the wall from any aid package we provide to Mexico. We sent a little over $330 million in 2014. It should only take them 5 to 10 years to pay off the wall at that rate.

    • Budda January 26th, 2017 at 17:32

      Sell bonds to Dump folks…they’ll get their money back, with interest, when Mexico pays up

    • granpa.usthai January 26th, 2017 at 22:25

      $330,000,000.00 aid package
      $531,000,000,000.00 total 2-way trade with Mexico in 2015.

      nice start for China’s economic expansion in the western hemisphere.

      also a nice place for China to have a very strong Military presence.

      trumpland could very well become the North Korea of the western hemisphere – store shelves and all. About the only difference being that the LEADER of DPRK answers the media manly, whereas the COWARD COMMANDER PONME of trumpland…..

  20. Buford2k11 January 26th, 2017 at 17:56

    I kinda like the Leaders to the North of us and, now, to the South of us…let’s just see how this goes…we may need to temporarily vacay for a few years…Costa Rica still likes Americans don’t they?

    • Suzanne McFly January 26th, 2017 at 18:03

      Let me know when you get there, I am too nervous to find out on my own lol. Give Noodles and Rico love from Auntie Suzi :)

      • Buford2k11 January 26th, 2017 at 18:10

        he is sitting at my feet right now…licking his…..oh, never mind…but he says hello…Rico and I are watching history documentaries about WWII….oh… https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/c64e7b7ac743a96c8f5dba2944372c6eacb297e6d94e9fd09b5c8b569c3e1aea.jpg
        On the way home to the bunker, after a foray into trump country…

        • Suzanne McFly January 26th, 2017 at 18:17

          Beautiful pic. Don’t worry, mine like to lick their winkies too, pretty sure if it weren’t for backbones, we would do it too lol.

          • Larry Schmitt January 27th, 2017 at 07:16

            Some comedian asked once why dogs lick their … wherevers. And the answer was, because they can.

            • Suzanne McFly January 27th, 2017 at 10:42

              Truth is the best comedy lol.

            • Gina Bousquet January 27th, 2017 at 12:36

              Oh my, I love this kind of exchange! lol. My colloquial English is not good enough for jokes.

              • Larry Schmitt January 27th, 2017 at 13:22

                Jokes and sarcasm just don’t translate well from one language to another, do they?

                • Gina Bousquet January 27th, 2017 at 19:07

                  The thing is I lack enough vocabulary and the subtleties of meaning that a native speaker can use to create fun by playing with the words. :)

    • granpa.usthai January 26th, 2017 at 22:13

      may be traveling in and out of the country (if they don’t make it a law that you have to swear an allegiance to tr*mp or tr*mpland) – but I kinda like the idea of staying here to see how ‘ancient’ war tricks would work in a todays civilization that’s gone to sh*T!

      may even be a bit of ‘excitement’ for those FAKE PHONY republican ‘patriots’? that love to wear the flag of the BETRAYED Republic but never had the opportunity or like COWARD COMMANDER PONME had a hurt footie or something.

    • Gina Bousquet January 27th, 2017 at 12:29

      You and the family are very much welcome.There’s no basement, but a lovely big attic, we’ll make the wifi cover it! :) Noodles will have a friend, Nina.

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