Trump freaks out after restaurant called ‘worst’ in Vanity Fair

Posted by | December 15, 2016 11:22 | Filed under: News Behaving Badly Politics

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Donald Trump can’t pick his battles. Any offense, no matter how small results in a nuclear response.

Donald Trump lashed out at Vanity Fair and predicted the editor will be fired, a day after the magazine published a scathing restaurant review of the Trump Grill.

“Has anyone looked at the really poor numbers of @VanityFair Magazine,” Trump tweeted Thursday morning.

“Way down, big trouble, dead! Graydon Carter, no talent, will be out!” he added, referring to the editor of the magazine.

On Wednesday afternoon, the magazine published an article titled, “Trump Grill Could Be the Worst Restaurant in America.”

“The allure of Trump’s restaurant, like the candidate, is that it seems like a cheap version of rich,” the author said, claiming the dumplings were disastrous, the steak overcooked and fatty, and the burger “sad.”

“Renowned butcher Pat LaFrieda once dared me to eat an eyeball that he himself popped out of the skull of a roasted pig. That eyeball tasted better than the Trump Grill’s (Grille’s) Gold Label Burger,” the review stated.

Dessert wasn’t any better — the complimentary chocolate cake tasted like “Tums.”

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14 responses to Trump freaks out after restaurant called ‘worst’ in Vanity Fair

  1. Roger Fallihee December 15th, 2016 at 12:04

    Not sure what I like best about Don: His thin skin or his 7th grade vocabulary.

    • amersham1046 December 15th, 2016 at 15:08

      not so much 7th grade, more rural Republican

    • wpadon December 15th, 2016 at 16:08

      I remember learning how to use a dictionary in 3rd grade.

  2. William December 15th, 2016 at 12:26

    How presidential https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/bd4d2e86df4a9b5e6d3dc723349f2c590fef335c411ba8e3299e649bcefda281.jpg

  3. Mike N. December 15th, 2016 at 12:38

    The article is a great read; it’s about a lot more than just the food http://www.vanityfair.com/news/2016/12/trump-grill-review

  4. anothertoothpick December 15th, 2016 at 12:43

    New York Magazine panned the restaurant too;

    Profile

    “The finest restaurants in the world,” reside in Trump Tower proclaims a sign near the building’s entrance. Not quite. At Trump Grill finding something that “fine” to eat is as difficult as singling out an “apprentice” on TV. Glossy wood paneling and gilded mirrors recall Atlantic City more than Midtown and seats are filled with misguided tourists hoping for a Donald sighting. New Yorkers are savvier. We know that despite what the sign reads, countless restaurants trump this spot. — Kathleen Squires

  5. anothertoothpick December 15th, 2016 at 12:45

    I wonder if they serve pumpkin head pie there?

  6. Larry Schmitt December 15th, 2016 at 13:29

    I guess I won’t be eating there any time soon. There must be a cart outside selling polish sausages.

    • Jungle_Bhoy December 15th, 2016 at 21:18

      ..or tacos!

      • amersham1046 December 15th, 2016 at 21:26

        sold by undocumented Eskimos

  7. amersham1046 December 15th, 2016 at 15:07

    And his government will be more of the same

  8. wpadon December 15th, 2016 at 16:06

    I was talking to a coworker this morning and he mentioned draining the swamp, my reply was that Trump is not draining the swamp, he is stocking it with gators

  9. Deplorable Ratso December 15th, 2016 at 18:10

    Sissy magazine

  10. robert December 15th, 2016 at 20:50

    Cake that tastes like tums ?

    It might be required given the Patrons that it attracts

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