Jim Bakker says God told him not to believe the polls showing Trump losing

Posted by | September 15, 2016 14:53 | Filed under: News Behaving Badly Politics Religion

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Evangelist Jim Bakker knows something God will share only with him.

…Bakker recounted a recent discussion he had with God about the state of the presidential race. God, Bakker said, hinted to him that the polls showing Donald Trump trailing Hillary Clinton are wrong: “I said, ‘God, what’s going on?’ I said, ‘It looks like Trump’s not gonna make it the way it’s going.’ And do you want to know what God said to me? He said, ‘You know, the polls could be wrong.’”

Bakker reported that God told him that Trump voters live in fear of anti-Trump “hatemongers” and as a result are reluctant to express their support for the GOP presidential nominee to pollsters.

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12 responses to Jim Bakker says God told him not to believe the polls showing Trump losing

  1. oldfart September 15th, 2016 at 14:57

    …And then god said, for a hundred bucks a month, I’ll tell you who’s really going to win.
    SUCKER.

  2. alpacadaddy September 15th, 2016 at 15:51

    OK, let me get this straight… there’s an all-powerful, all-knowing deity that created all life and the entire universe in less than a week, and who is now having a two-way conversation with a disgraced religious huckster about the state of American politics? (Uh huh, time for your meds Jim!)

    • Mike September 15th, 2016 at 16:37

      Damn you gotta overthink everything…just send Jim your $50 and get saved…

  3. bpollen September 15th, 2016 at 16:29

    Hey, Jim! Didja ever think that a) you are hearing voices because you are schizophrenic, or b) Gawd’s just f*cking with you?

  4. Suzanne McFly September 15th, 2016 at 17:33

    Effing crook, if anyone think this guy has anything to do with God, I have a bridge to sell you. He proves he is a damn crook just by the fact that he is selling a Bible for $100/mo., WTF? Coommme ooonnnnnn karma, you are late as hell on this one.

    • Gary Parillo September 16th, 2016 at 01:49

      Do you remember the Jim Baker scandals back somwhere around 1980? My memory fails me as to the specifics,but he ended up doing some prison time.I guess he’s back at it again.Probably needs to supplement his social security checks.Actually so do I, but god won’t talk to me.I ask to many questions.

  5. amersham1046 September 15th, 2016 at 17:53

    Another Evangelist that will stand upon his record

    • Mensa Member September 16th, 2016 at 10:03

      You mean his criminal record?

  6. Mensa Member September 16th, 2016 at 10:01

    I’m so disillusioned.

    Until this statement, Jim Bakker was the model of Christ.

  7. Bunya September 16th, 2016 at 15:12

    I’m sure he’s hearing voices in his head, but I don’t think it’s god talking to him. I put him in the same category as the woman who drowned her children in the bathtub because she mistook the voices in her head to be god.

  8. maggiemoo September 16th, 2016 at 15:39

    Gawd told me to never believe a word this thieving, crybaby pervert utters.

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