Wiles: Satan using Pokémon Go for ‘demonic powers’ and murder Christians

Posted by | July 14, 2016 17:02 | Filed under: News Behaving Badly Religion

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Rick Wiles knows just what’s going on with the hottest game right now.

[He] said that something sinister is afoot, warning that “these Pokémon creatures are like virtual, cyber-demons” and that “what this man, Friday, was trying to find was the Pokémon demon that had been placed inside the ‘Trunews’ office.”

“What if this technology is transferred to Islamic jihadists and Islamic jihadists have an app that shows them where Christians are located geographically?” he asked, noting that many of the app’s PokeStops and Gyms include churches and other houses of worship.

“The enemy, Satan, is targeting churches with virtual, digital, cyber-demons,” Wiles said, before adding: “I believe this thing is a magnet for demonic powers.”

…“They’re spawning demons inside your church,” Wiles said. “They’re targeting your church with demonic activity.” He then again warned that “this technology will be used by the enemies of the cross to target, locate and execute Christians.”

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12 responses to Wiles: Satan using Pokémon Go for ‘demonic powers’ and murder Christians

  1. Mike July 14th, 2016 at 17:12

    Satan has been racking up some serious wins this season:

    Baby murderin PP winning…
    Gay Marriage winning…
    Knocked out Jeb!
    Walker
    Santoricum
    Uncle Ben
    Perry
    Huckajebus
    Little Marco
    Cruzator
    KKKasich
    and Ayn Rand Paul winning…
    Let the Incredible Trump slip by winning…
    And brought back Bachmann to haunt us winning…

    God needs to start throwing a couple points up on the scoreboard or the looneys might start losing faith…!!!

  2. Larry Schmitt July 14th, 2016 at 18:21

    Either he actually believes this crap he’s spewing, or he expects his listeners to believe the crap he’s spewing, but one way or another, it’s very disturbing that someone believes this crap he’s spewing. How does someone get this f*cked up?

  3. alpacadaddy July 14th, 2016 at 19:07

    It must really suck to be this ignorant!

    • whatthe46 July 14th, 2016 at 19:47

      but very entertaining to me.

  4. amersham1046 July 14th, 2016 at 19:13

    I am surprised his 286 computer can get him on the internet

  5. whatthe46 July 14th, 2016 at 19:46

    who let these people talk and why? on the other hand, when i think about it, let them, we really need to be made aware of all the damn quacks. and i do get a laugh out of it.

    • amersham1046 July 14th, 2016 at 19:59

      They must be stopped , the amount of hot air they release (not to mention other noxious gasses) contribute measurably to global climate change

  6. Gary Parillo July 15th, 2016 at 02:50

    I tried to get a position on Trumps ,evangelical executive advisory board,but wasnt accepted.They had me take a psychological health evaluation test,and dammit I passed it!

    • whatthe46 July 15th, 2016 at 03:20

      now, that was a great post.

  7. robert July 15th, 2016 at 10:33

    You can’t leave out newts warning about 2 pirates running the country. If that’s not an early warning from the gop? You won’t get anything going forward that spells it out any better

  8. bunya July 15th, 2016 at 14:36

    I cannot express enough how important it is to keep the paranoia going. People nowadays just aren’t buying the well-known Christian whine about being persecuted and maligned. I can now say there’s something else out there that’s decided to join the imaginary war on Christians, and his name is Pokémon Go.

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