Evangelist who allegedly brought Trump to Jesus sells ‘resurrection seeds’ for $1,144

Posted by | July 12, 2016 08:43 | Filed under: News Behaving Badly Politics Religion


Perhaps the strongest evidence that Donald Trump may be slightly more cynical about religion than he claims to be is the fact that the religious advisors he has chosen to surround himself with are the absolute most batshit kind out there. He’s not even just going with regular old Jesus Freaks, he’s going with ones who…

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By: Alan

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17 responses to Evangelist who allegedly brought Trump to Jesus sells ‘resurrection seeds’ for $1,144

  1. Larry Schmitt July 12th, 2016 at 08:49

    I don’t know if I should feel sorry for the people who fall for these obvious (to anyone with a brain at least) scams, or ridicule them. But I do know that this lady and all those like her are crooks, and there’s no way they should have tax exempt status. They’re profiting from their religion at the expense of others. But isn’t that why religion was invented after all? Just make them pay taxes on the proceeds.

    • Dwendt44 July 12th, 2016 at 12:15

      ” Religion was invented when the first con man met the first fool!”

      Mark Twain

      • Larry Schmitt July 12th, 2016 at 12:18

        Hallelujah!

      • Maxx44 July 12th, 2016 at 14:43

        Of course, Mark Twain never said anything like this, but maybe he should have.

        • Larry Schmitt July 12th, 2016 at 14:53

          But Voltaire may have said something like it: Religion was invented when the first scoundrel met the first fool.
          I haven’t been able to determine for sure if he said it.

  2. anothertoothpick July 12th, 2016 at 10:06

    At least they waited for IKE to get into office before they started the religious radicalization.

  3. DogsRgoodpeople July 12th, 2016 at 11:11

    Okay I think I have this sorted out. If Trump loses we can laugh like hell at this.
    If Trump wins……………..

  4. Dwendt44 July 12th, 2016 at 12:13

    ” they have a lot in common, in that they are both really into scamming people for lots of money!”
    What more needs to be said?

  5. William July 12th, 2016 at 12:58

    “There’s someone that God is speaking to, to click on that donation button by minimizing the screen. And when you do to sow $1,144.
    That’s probably another chapter from the republican Bible. The book of scam.

  6. Mike July 12th, 2016 at 13:51

    Damn, I’m in the wrong business …

  7. Maxx44 July 12th, 2016 at 14:45

    If someone is ditzy enough to think a 900 year old guy with 100 year old sons (or however old they are claimed to be) built a boat large enough to hold 3,000,000+ animals and loaded them all in one day, they’ll buy into this con.

    • bpollen July 13th, 2016 at 00:47

      Apparently Christians will pay more for seed than a sperm bank…

      Hey, what’s the difference between a sperm bank and a regular bank?
      At a sperm bank, after you make a deposit, you lose interest…

  8. robert July 12th, 2016 at 19:47

    click your gop heels 3 times Maybe the image will go away

  9. amersham1046 July 12th, 2016 at 22:15

    Magic beans?? the worrisome thing is there are people willing to by them

  10. Charlie Seivard July 12th, 2016 at 22:46

    These clowns could convert St. Francis to Islam.

  11. bpollen July 13th, 2016 at 00:45

    One of Jebus’s lesser known lessons – Thou shalt fleece the gullible.

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